The wife is in for it tonight

[Ulfwald]

A bunch of us went in for some really spicy mexican food for a late lunch today. It was really good, but loaded with hot peppers and beans.

Then I had the lunch i brought with me from home. Red beans cooked with a hambone over rice with tobasco sauce in it, as well as garlic and onions.

I may be sleeping outside tonight just so the roof doesn't blow off the house. 😀

Dutch Oven treatment?

Oh yeah, my 3 year old son thinks farts are funny.

 

[OrByte]

wahoooooo!

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
A bunch of us went in for some really spicy mexican food for a late lunch today. It was really good, but loaded with hot peppers and beans.

Then I had the lunch i brought with me from home. Red beans cooked with a hambone over rice with tobasco sauce in it, as well as garlic and onions.

I may be sleeping outside tonight just so the roof doesn't blow off the house. 😀

Dutch Oven treatment?

Oh yeah, my 3 year old son thinks farts are funny.

You might be sleeping in his room tonight 😀

Beans beans the magical fruit...

 

[CravenTacos]

Do not hold back, it is your man-duty (or man-doodie depending on how you look at it)
I will judge for duration, shock value, change of subject's skin tone, dB, and reverberations

 

[eakers]

Oh yeah, my 3 year old son thinks farts are funny.

I am 24 years old and I think farts are funny. 😀

 

[Ulfwald]

Originally posted by: CravenTacos
Do not hold back, it is your man-duty (or man-doodie depending on how you look at it)
I will judge for duration, shock value, change of subject's skin tone, dB, and reverberations

hopefully I will have the Butt Tuba going, but the SBDs are the ones that are really good. The ones that are so rank you can almost taste them.

 

[Tylanner]

ahhhhhh sheeeet

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: CravenTacos
Do not hold back, it is your man-duty (or man-doodie depending on how you look at it)
I will judge for duration, shock value, change of subject's skin tone, dB, and reverberations

WWYBYWB?

 

[Ulfwald]

Originally posted by: eakers

Oh yeah, my 3 year old son thinks farts are funny.

I am 24 years old and I think farts are funny. 😀

But he loves to go running into the room where my wife is, or run over to where she is sitting and say "Daddy farted, it funny.......it go.........and then he tries to imatate the noise.

 

[gotsmack]

you have to give her a dutch oven, it is your duty.

 

[laurenlex]

Put in a movie, you ain't getting any tonight.

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald

Originally posted by: eakers

Oh yeah, my 3 year old son thinks farts are funny.

I am 24 years old and I think farts are funny. 😀

But he loves to go running into the room where my wife is, or run over to where she is sitting and say "Daddy farted, it funny.......it go.........and then he tries to imatate the noise.

Wait til he gets into kindergarden and gets to play show and tell...

 

[redgtxdi]

DOh!!!! I'm not at work right now, but somebody needs to throw up that video from that movie with French Stewart and Bridget Wilson..........

I think it's still out there on P2P somewhere as "He got game, she bummin'" or something like that........

Quote =====> (Silence is broken in bed with French ripping a nasty fart)

"Oooh, I am soooo sorry!! Must've been the beans & broccoli that I washed down with crab cakes"

(Silence broken again with even louder fart)

"Oooh, my........I'm keeping up the neighbors!"

etc.
etc.
etc.

Somebody find & post it Plleeeeaaaazze........It is UBER-appropriate at this moment!! LOL!!!

😀

 

[LookingGlass]

Assinine thread. 😛

 

[eakers]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald

Originally posted by: eakers

Oh yeah, my 3 year old son thinks farts are funny.

I am 24 years old and I think farts are funny. 😀

But he loves to go running into the room where my wife is, or run over to where she is sitting and say "Daddy farted, it funny.......it go.........and then he tries to imatate the noise.

awwwwww that is the cutest thing.


so did you sleep on the porch last night?

 

[DivideBYZero]

If I dutch oven my GF I know it will be over between us. She's not a grunt fan. 😛

 

[mitmot]

lol

 

[Crescent13]

LOL!!!

 

[andy9o]

at least the kid will be entertained 🙂