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The wife and I got into our deepest philisophical debate yet

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QED

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being kicked in the groin (for a man) is at all comparable to labor pains (for a woman).


Apparently I lost this argument... thank goodness I find our couch extremely comfortable.
:-(

Am I the only man that has ever wondered this? Or the only one stupid enough to casually mention it in passing when she was talking about how much pain she went through to give birth to our son?
 
A man's groin isn't mean to be kicked in the first place. Secondly, having children is a choice.
 
I don't know. i been kicked/hit in the groin a few times. I have also watched my wife give birth. i don't think a kick in the groin is even close to it.
 
Originally posted by: waggy
I don't know. i been kicked/hit in the groin a few times. I have also watched my wife give birth. i don't think a kick in the groin is even close to it.
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Well, I don't think a single one is. But she really got upset when I said it probably was comparable to being hit hard in the groin once a minute... I don't think that's too far off.
 
Originally posted by: QED
being kicked in the groin (for a man) is at all comparable to labor pains (for a woman).


Apparently I lost this argument... thank goodness I find our couch extremely comfortable.
:-(

Am I the only man that has ever wondered this? Or the only one stupid enough to casually mention it in passing when she was talking about how much pain she went through to give birth to our son?
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Actually wasn't this on a Friend's episode? I believe it was one of the last episodes (if not the very last one) where this question was posed to Chandler.
 
Originally posted by: QED
Originally posted by: waggy
I don't know. i been kicked/hit in the groin a few times. I have also watched my wife give birth. i don't think a kick in the groin is even close to it.
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Well, I don't think a single one is. But she really got upset when I said it probably was comparable to being hit hard in the groin once a minute... I don't think that's too far off.
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that might be possible.

also do you get any pain blockers?
 
I never understood "42". The movie stated that it wasn't the answer to the meaning of life, that the question was wrong. I already figured out the answer to the meaning of life so I'm now confounded with this 42 deal...
 
Originally posted by: QED
being kicked in the groin (for a man) is at all comparable to labor pains (for a woman).


Apparently I lost this argument... thank goodness I find our couch extremely comfortable.
:-(

Am I the only man that has ever wondered this? Or the only one stupid enough to casually mention it in passing when she was talking about how much pain she went through to give birth to our son?
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You need to learn not to argue with the woman who gives you sexual pleasure about things that neither one of you could ever prove.

BTW-I watched my wife give birth to our son. Personally, I think I'd take a kick in the groin. She had to deal with that pain for 12 fvcking hours...I'm siding with your wife on this. 😛

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i think it depends, if they have a epidural or not. plus, ive seen people pass out from getting kicked in the groin. does it hurt twice as much if you have 2 nuts compared one?
 
My sister said having a baby was great and couldn't wait to do it again. I guess they give better drugs in the hospital than on the street.
 
the kick in the groin hurts for a few minutes at most. birth.. that takes hours and hours.. and often requires stitches.
 
Originally posted by: preslove
Everybody underestimates the KICK to the GROIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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How about a roundhouse kick to the groin?

Seriously though, labor is like 12 hours of kicks to the groin...and I only have the experience of having witnessed it. One kick to the groin for a man =! the labor of delivering a baby.

No comparison as far as I'm concerned.
 
I hope to never find out for myself just how much a kick hurts. I've received a few light bumps, which are really rather quite unpleasant.

Now I know why it's "Mother" Nature. If nature was male, it wouldn't say, "HAHA! This is great! Let's put some of these important organs on the outside of the male's body! And we'll just totally FILL the things with nerves. A built-in kill switch. This'll be hilarious."
😀
 
Originally posted by: eakers
the kick in the groin hurts for a few minutes at most. birth.. that takes hours and hours.. and often requires stitches.
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A few minutes at most? AT MOST?

It's pretty obvious you've never been all-out decked in the manberries, because you (of course) don't have any and (lucky you) will never have to experience it... I, however, have been uppercut to the sack so hard it damn near lifted me off the ground. Feeling that pain travel up through your abdomen, inducing a wretched vomiting session and white-hot, blinding pain while you lay unable to move on the ground is something I cannot imagine being topped by merely squirting out a baby. 😉 😀
 
Originally posted by: LordMaul
Originally posted by: eakers
the kick in the groin hurts for a few minutes at most. birth.. that takes hours and hours.. and often requires stitches.
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A few minutes at most? AT MOST?

It's pretty obvious you've never been all-out decked in the manberries, because you (of course) don't have any and (lucky you) will never have to experience it... I, however, have been uppercut to the sack so hard it damn near lifted me off the ground. Feeling that pain travel up through your abdomen, inducing a wretched vomiting session and white-hot, blinding pain while you lay unable to move on the ground is something I cannot imagine being topped by merely squirting out a baby. 😉 😀
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Actually, I've never experienced a hard kick to the groin. I've taken a few shots to that area and been sore for an hour or so after but nothing quite like that...

Still, getting into an argument about this with the woman who gives you sex is fvcking stupid. Of that there can be no denying. 😉
 
Originally posted by: LordMaul
A few minutes at most? AT MOST?

It's pretty obvious you've never been all-out decked in the manberries, because you (of course) don't have any and (lucky you) will never have to experience it... I, however, have been uppercut to the sack so hard it damn near lifted me off the ground. Feeling that pain travel up through your abdomen, inducing a wretched vomiting session and white-hot, blinding pain while you lay unable to move on the ground is something I cannot imagine being topped by merely squirting out a baby. 😉 😀
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But how is this a fair comparison when you have a pair of pinatas dangling from your dongle?
 
I've read that the closest in pain that a man can feel to a woman giving birth is kidney stones. Having had a kidney stone last year I can tell you that it hurts significantly more than being kicked in the groin.
 
Originally posted by: Malak
Actually, a serious shot at the family jewels can have you down for days. Huevos = eggs...
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If you get hit in the nuts and it hurts that much for more than 5 minutes, then you need to get yourself to a hospital. Testicular torsion is not pretty and more than 5 minutes of immobilizing pain is usually an indicator of that problem.
 
Go with the kidney stone argument. My sister was lucky enough to get kidney stones during her pregnancy due to her being in labor for 44 hours. She said that the kidney stones were worse than giving birth by a noticeable difference.
 
Originally posted by: musha shugyo
Go with the kidney stone argument. My sister was lucky enough to get kidney stones during her pregnancy due to her being in labor for 44 hours. She said that the kidney stones were worse than giving birth by a noticeable difference.
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...and passing kidney stones is a little more painful for guys, since they have a little farther to travel before they're out 😉
 
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