- Oct 9, 1999
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One of my coworkers was riding along with me today on a few calls. After we finished up one, he walked out ahead of me while I talked to the customer. I got done and walked out, to see that a guy with a blue van had pulled up next to my Durango, and he was showing my coworker something in the side door. I walk up and I hear part of this guy's spiel, and right off, I'm all, "Wow, it's that scam thing I heard about on AT!"
So I stand by my buddy for a few minutes and listen to the guy's routine; it was the same song and dance we've all heard about, he got extra units at the warehouse, he thought he'd make a few bucks by selling them quickly, etc. So when he gets done, my buddy says, "Well, I just bought a new HDTV, and I've got a home theater, so I'm not really in the market. How about you, Dan, weren't you looking at home theatres?"
The sales guy's eyes jump over to me and he's got this Bruce-the-shark-from-Jaws look in his eyes. I glance at his van, back at him, and kinda smirk, and say, "I thought all you guys drove white vans." He stammered for a second and then said, "Hey, that's where I got the idea!"
So we took off and went to lunch. Surprisingly, none of my coworkers had ever heard of this thing. Shoot, I thought it was up there with the "waking up in a seedy motel bathtub missing a kidney" urban legend.
So I stand by my buddy for a few minutes and listen to the guy's routine; it was the same song and dance we've all heard about, he got extra units at the warehouse, he thought he'd make a few bucks by selling them quickly, etc. So when he gets done, my buddy says, "Well, I just bought a new HDTV, and I've got a home theater, so I'm not really in the market. How about you, Dan, weren't you looking at home theatres?"
The sales guy's eyes jump over to me and he's got this Bruce-the-shark-from-Jaws look in his eyes. I glance at his van, back at him, and kinda smirk, and say, "I thought all you guys drove white vans." He stammered for a second and then said, "Hey, that's where I got the idea!"
So we took off and went to lunch. Surprisingly, none of my coworkers had ever heard of this thing. Shoot, I thought it was up there with the "waking up in a seedy motel bathtub missing a kidney" urban legend.