The wedding night (A Brutuskend JOKE)

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Lifer
Apr 2, 2001
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On the first day of their honeymoon, the little blonde bride slipped into a sexy but sweet nightie and, with great anticipation, crawled
into bed, only to find that James her new Catholic husband had settled down on the couch.
When she asked him why he was apparently not going to make love to her, he replied, "Because it's Lent."

Almost in tears, she remarked, "Well, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard! Now tell me. Who did you lend it to and for how long?"