Season 1 DVD is sched for Spring 06, seems a ways off to me. While we're on the subject, anyone got the last Ep recorded and wanna rip me the scared straight scene?
"You're probably wondering why you're here. You're here because you done fvcked up too many times! You think you're hot sh1t in a champagne glass, but you're really cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup. And if you keep up like you've been doing, this is where you're headed.
Oh that's funny to you, right? Cause you're so fvckin' bad? I know your type. You think 'I'll just get me a costume, rip off the neighborhood kids'. Next thing you know, you've got a jet shaped like a skull with lasers on the front.
This is totally gay.
What!? Ya think this is gay, hah? Is that what you fvckin' said you scrawny piece of sh1t? Oh this isn't gay. But King Gorilla over there is! And I bet he just can't wait to snap off a piece of your d1ck in his ass! You! Get up! I said get the fvck up!! What's your name?
Dean Ven-
Your name is b1tch!! And I own you. You're property! And when I'm tired of having sex with every hole god drilled in your slender frame...King Gorilla! You got a cigarette? There. I just sold you for a cigarette. And I don't smoke! Holy sh1t! You're Dean fvcking Venture! King, I gotta buy my b1tch back. H-here's your cigarette.
Fvck you, gimme a dollar."
Greatest scene ever.