An unwritten rule says, "If you want rain, wash your car."
A new one should say, "If you want your package, don't take a shower."
I swear.. what is it with UPS that causes me to miss my package almost every time? I hear a knock and RUN to the door.. and the truck is driving off. Or, after sitting on my chair in close proximity so I can hear a knock for hours, I decide to take a 2-minute shower.. Boom! Package gone.
I typically leave a note that says, "Hey Mr. UPS, Knock LOUD! I am home!" But if I do that, thinking it would solve all my package problems, my package gets delayed. Why me?!
I get about 1 out of 10 packages on the first day the delivery is attempted. The UPS office is 30 minutes away from me in heavy traffic and I hate to show up there between 6:30 and 7:00pm to get my package.. so I usually don't even try.
Getting packages is hard.
/me wants new AGP X800XL 256mb card so can play X3: The Reunion at more than 20fps.
A new one should say, "If you want your package, don't take a shower."
I swear.. what is it with UPS that causes me to miss my package almost every time? I hear a knock and RUN to the door.. and the truck is driving off. Or, after sitting on my chair in close proximity so I can hear a knock for hours, I decide to take a 2-minute shower.. Boom! Package gone.
I typically leave a note that says, "Hey Mr. UPS, Knock LOUD! I am home!" But if I do that, thinking it would solve all my package problems, my package gets delayed. Why me?!
I get about 1 out of 10 packages on the first day the delivery is attempted. The UPS office is 30 minutes away from me in heavy traffic and I hate to show up there between 6:30 and 7:00pm to get my package.. so I usually don't even try.
Getting packages is hard.
/me wants new AGP X800XL 256mb card so can play X3: The Reunion at more than 20fps.