Originally posted by: djheater
I keep telling my wife
IUD's when they're fourteen
...and I'm moving into my own apartment 'til they move out.
Just keep in mind IUD's still have that small percentage when they don't work. I'm living proof
It's funny actually. My parents planned/tried to have my older brother. They didn't want to have another kid for a while so my mom got an IUD implanted. Not too long after that my mom was pregnant with me

. I like to tell people I should have been born wearing armor cuz the odds were against me: IUD was in place during conception, umbilical cord was wrapped around my neck during birth and I came out blue (I think my mom had less than an hour of labor with me Vs something like 37 hrs with my bro), and had an older brother that decided opening the car door and unbuckling the car seat with infant me in it while making a turn was "fun". Keep in mind my brother is less than 2 years older than me (18 months) so it wasn't like he actually knew what he was doing at the time. I actually got to meet the doctor that delivered me. He said he caught me like a little football. Then of course he quickly removed the cord around my neck. If my mom had taken much longer in labor I wouldn't be here....thanks mom, you rock :heart::thumbsup:
