The unofficial funny movie quotes thread

[RaynorWolfcastle]

smoking the reefer!

who's got the next one?

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
smoking the reefer!

who's got the next one?

Say car ram rod.

 

[Tea Bag]

Originally posted by: DingDingDao

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
smoking the reefer!

who's got the next one?

Say car ram rod.

"I forgot.."

"FORGOT?!? I wrote it down!!"

....

"It's a bar of soap."

"HAHA, wow - I got you good you FVCKER!"

 

[effee]

could you turn it down?

sure i'll put it on silent mode - Firefighter just before he triggered an airbag which rammed a head back into a metal spike.

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

They don't all have to be from Super Troopers...

Walter Sobchak: What the fvck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

"We'll get our break"

 

[ajpa123]

From Bad Boys.. This a;ways makes me laugh.

Mike Lowrey: [to store clerk, who is pointing a gun at Mike] I'm gonna reach for my badge, ok?
Store Clerk: Badges? Do you want badges motherb!tch? I give you badges! 99 cents each.
[throws some badges at Mike]
Store Clerk: I sell you some

Mike Lowrey: [as he points the gun her way, in a flash Mike and Marcus stop arguing and point their guns at his head] YOU freeze, b!tch!
Store Clerk: Oh sh!t, I'm fvcked.
Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
Marcus Burnett: And some Skittles.

Bad Boys II sucked but had great quotes. esp the johnny tapia ones.

 

[codeyf]

MOM!! MEATLOAF!! NOW!!

FVCK!!

 

[anxi80]

Originally posted by: codeyf
MOM!! MEATLOAF!! NOW!!

FVCK!!

John Beckwith: Don't waste your time on girls with hats. They tend to be very proper.
Jeremy Grey: Yeah? Well, the proper girl in the hat just eye-f*cked the sh*t out of me.