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The unofficial funny movie quotes thread

Originally posted by: DingDingDao
Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle
smoking the reefer!

who's got the next one?
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Say car ram rod.
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"I forgot.."

"FORGOT?!? I wrote it down!!"

....

"It's a bar of soap."

"HAHA, wow - I got you good you FVCKER!"
 
could you turn it down?

sure i'll put it on silent mode - Firefighter just before he triggered an airbag which rammed a head back into a metal spike.
 
They don't all have to be from Super Troopers...

Walter Sobchak: What the fvck are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO NOT... Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
 
From Bad Boys.. This a;ways makes me laugh.

Mike Lowrey: [to store clerk, who is pointing a gun at Mike] I'm gonna reach for my badge, ok?
Store Clerk: Badges? Do you want badges motherb!tch? I give you badges! 99 cents each.
[throws some badges at Mike]
Store Clerk: I sell you some

Mike Lowrey: [as he points the gun her way, in a flash Mike and Marcus stop arguing and point their guns at his head] YOU freeze, b!tch!
Store Clerk: Oh sh!t, I'm fvcked.
Mike Lowrey: Now back up, put the gun down, and get me a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubblicious.
Marcus Burnett: And some Skittles.

Bad Boys II sucked but had great quotes. esp the johnny tapia ones.
 
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