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cessna152

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Yea, a friend showed me all the anime entries. Check out their entry on Wikipedia and also Wikipedia's entry on them :p
 

The Pentium Guy

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Just a taste:
Asia is big. Don't start land war there in autumn. Don't drink the water without boiling it. Remember to bring your own condoms, because unless you are black, you'll be way under average over there. And above all, listen to your mom and hear what she has to say about the place before you buy your travellers cheques put yourself on Thai Airs waiting list. But don't take that talk about bird flu too serious, unless you are a chicken.

National Sports:
*Ping-Pong
Badminton
Playing Pokemon
Crashing cars
Invading other countries disguised as tourists.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Asia
 

cw42

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lol @ French...

Main activities of the French

* Being dumbasses
* Smoking le 'cigarette'
* Sucking at life
* Being the most beautiful cowards in the universe.
* Running from Germans
* Hiding from Germans
* Rolling over for the Germans
* Turning friends over to the Germans
* Striking because it's Tuesday
* Striking because the Germans showed up
* Smoking in cafés
* Knitting white flags for the next invasion
* Smelling of cigarettes
* Stealing candy from children

the list goes on, and on!
 

The Pentium Guy

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Don't forget the indian article :p

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/India

Indians are know to be the world's most noisy people. They actaully want to chatter from morning to evening and since the speech melody of Hindi goes tic-TAC-tic-TAC-tic-TAC-tic-TAC... with a slowly, but constantly accelerating speed, an indian conversation mostly resembles a sewing factory working overtime (with children at the loom of course) or a Perpetuum Mobile spinning out of control.

History (in "C")

(This is presented as C because all educated Indians are computer programmers. All the uneducated ones are politicians, except the Prime Minister who is both educated and a programmer.)

The History of India is an iterative function with the following structure:
char History_of_India(int residents = Dravidians)
{
int intruders;
char Indian_history[ENDLESS];
.
wend{
.
intruders = Hindukush::read_stack();
if (intruders==0,Intruders = British Empire,);
working_their_way_down_the_ganges(intruders);
Indian_history += Squabble(residents,intruders);
.
residents += intruders;
}while t< END_OF_TIME
.
return Indian_history
}

Unfortunately this function - as with all other kinds of Indian logic - hangs up in an infinite loop.

(For the content of the Hindukush stack - Read Asian People )


The Europeans saw India and decided they wanted it. Then, one very spicy bald man said that we must not fight for independence, and some tough guy from the mountains backed him up with the threat of banning armed freedom struggle. His idea was that this would confuse the British. Until the population of India exploded, India was a country where each person was allotted 5 square millimetres of space for living. They all can do calculus before thay can speak, but only freshies dont get laid.

After watching Russell Peters too much, I just have to add some more to that article :p
 

DainBramaged

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Originally posted by: cw42
lol @ French...

Main activities of the French

* Being dumbasses
* Smoking le 'cigarette'
* Sucking at life
* Being the most beautiful cowards in the universe.
* Running from Germans
* Hiding from Germans
* Rolling over for the Germans
* Turning friends over to the Germans
* Striking because it's Tuesday
* Striking because the Germans showed up
* Smoking in cafés
* Knitting white flags for the next invasion
* Smelling of cigarettes
* Stealing candy from children

the list goes on, and on!

Tongue kissing - the standard familiar greeting: "Stephanie, Grand Pere is here, go ahaid and slip him ze tongue, toot sweet!"

LMFAO :D
 

The Pentium Guy

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http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Russian_Reversal


"We had to shoot mad cows in the Undead Kingdom." becomes "In Soviet Russia, mad cow shoots YOU!!"
"In America, you have scarecrows." becomes "In Soviet Russia, crow scares YOU!!"
"In Mozilla, you keep tabs in browser." becomes "In Soviet Russia, browser keep tabs on YOU!!"
"*In America no one watches Big Brother." becomes "In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches YOU!!
^ so true ;).

In America, you look at your computer monitor; in Communist China, computer monitors YOU!!
In America, you abort baby; in Soviet Russia, baby aborts YOU!!

This article was written by a Communist. In Soviet Russia, template adds YOU!!

ROFL.

Cmon people post some funny stuff you find!
 

RichardE

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* What is the fastest way to get a heart attack in the province of Québec?

1. Find a building with a sign outside labelled ?LaFleur?
2. Repeat the phrase, ?Une poutine, s?il vous plaît? (for Americans, simply approach the counter and shout repeatedly, ?GIMMEE A GODDAMN POO-TEEN!??it?s expected)




Exports

Currently the primary export of Canada is beaver pix. Other exports include;

* beer
* "Famous" people
* plant byproducts -
o maple syrup
o maple sugar
o the weed
o poutine
o Kraft Dinner
o Maple Beer
* cold water products -
o snow (both plain and yellow)
o ice (excluding vanilla)



From the Canadian page :D
 
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SlitheryDee

On women



The natural habitat of the woman is known as the kitchen, although in captivity they have been known to take shelter in the garden, if the woman strays too far from the kitchen (unless its to get groceries) she will slowly develop a mind of her own and anger her natural predator, the man. The man will proceed to tell the woman to get back and make a sandwich, or he'll have to tell her twice- and sometimes even spank her if she tries to openly defy him.