The ultimate hand soap for men...

[krose]

Take yer choice

The rest of the "flavors"

 

[tynopik]

real men don't use 'flavored' soap

 

[Newbian]

real men don't use 'flavored' soap

Real men don't use soap at all.

All they need is water and a stainless steel pad.

If they don't have water then some sandpaper will work.

 

[KaOTiK]

I use a brillo pad and bleach

 

[Brigandier]

Cuts through grease, and skin.

 

[wirednuts]

i thought it was antibabyterial soap... dammit i was really hoping...

 

[phucheneh]

Gross.

Also Lava is terrible soap. It's basically just sand with a binder. Dish soap works far better for cleaning greasy hands.

 

[Sluggo]

My hands already smell like beer.

And not that crummy macrobrew beer. My hands only smell like beer brewed from the finest malts and hops hand raised by a tiny share cropper working in a beautiful meadow framed by the majestic hills of Scotland.

 

[wirednuts]

Gross.

Also Lava is terrible soap. It's basically just sand with a binder. Dish soap works far better for cleaning greasy hands.

i like fast orange without water. without water is key. scrub scrub scrub, add more fast orange if you have to, scrub everything hard THEN rinse with water. works a lot better then scrub, rinse, add, scrub, rinse....

 

[Drako]

Gross.

Also Lava is terrible soap. It's basically just sand with a binder. Dish soap works far better for cleaning greasy hands.

What the Fuq en eh? Lava is perfect for exfoliation. Are you daft?

edit: grew up using home-made lye soap, so ...

 

[RossMAN]

What the Fuq en eh? Lava is perfect for exfoliation. Are you daft?

edit: grew up using home-made lye soap, so ...

I'm seriously considering making my own soap. Is it easy? Time consuming? Messy?

 

[mmntech]

i like fast orange without water. without water is key. scrub scrub scrub, add more fast orange if you have to, scrub everything hard THEN rinse with water. works a lot better then scrub, rinse, add, scrub, rinse....

Orange hand cleaner is the manliest soap ever. It's the scent that says "I've just replaced your head gasket and adjusted your timing belt." Ladies love a handy man.

As for the original two options, I hate the smell of greasy bacon on my hands. Beer soap would make you smell like a lush. Neither is going to play out well with the ladies.

 

[OutHouse]

I'm seriously considering making my own soap. Is it easy? Time consuming? Messy?

Not worth the time, money, effort.

 

[Drako]

I'm seriously considering making my own soap. Is it easy? Time consuming? Messy?

Messy? I honestly don.'t know. The women of the house did the soap making, as well as candle making. Had something to do with rendering the pork lard, if I recall correctly.

 

[Markbnj]

Messy? I honestly don.'t know. The women of the house did the soap making, as well as candle making. Had something to do with rendering the pork lard, if I recall correctly.

It involves rendering animal fat, and I've always heard it described as a smelly process.

 

[phucheneh]

i like fast orange without water. without water is key. scrub scrub scrub, add more fast orange if you have to, scrub everything hard THEN rinse with water. works a lot better then scrub, rinse, add, scrub, rinse....

I think that's what I have in the trunk of my car. Or maybe it's Gojo brand. But it's like a little tub of extra-thick jizz, and works much like dish soap when it comes to cutting grease. The benefit is I can wipe the resulting black gunk off with a towel instead of needing water.

Lava, or any heavily pumiced soap, is a distinct sign of NON-manliness. If your hands actually get dirty on a regular basis, the pumice plus the amount of scrubbing you'll do with that worthless crap will make it look like you have hand-hepatitis.

 

[Drako]

It involves rendering animal fat, and I've always heard it described as a smelly process.

Yep, as any rendering process is. But growing up around it, it's actually a smell that is not repulsive.

 

[Drako]

Not worth the time, money, effort.

The recipe quoted is definitely not worth it.

Fight Club recipe might be worth it if you could actually get free lipo-suction fat

First rule of soap club: You do not talk about soap club
Second rule of soap club: You do not talk about soap club
...

 

[RossMAN]

It involves rendering animal fat, and I've always heard it described as a smelly process.

OK there goes that ideal.

I guess I'll stick with BillyJoe.

 

[BUTCH1]

That's gross, once you get hot and sweaty you'll smell like old, burnt bacon, yuk!..

 

[KlokWyze]

OK there goes that ideal.

I guess I'll stick with BillyJoe.

That somehow reminds me of Tyler Durden's Paper Street Soap Company.

 

[EvilYoda]

A friend actually had his wife by him a block of this for Christmas:

Duke Cannon

I was going to buy a 6-pack of it as the price isn't bad...but $11 shipping changed my mind. (Spoiled by Amazon, yep)

 

[Howard]

A friend actually had his wife by him a block of this for Christmas:

Duke Cannon

I was going to buy a 6-pack of it as the price isn't bad...but $11 shipping changed my mind. (Spoiled by Amazon, yep)

Reads like a Saxton Hale product.

Anyway, if something is good enough for a woman then I don't see the shame in using it. Brutalized skin isn't attractive skin.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Interesting concept. Where's the liquid soap? (o_0) Bar soap was superseded years ago.

I'll take Fresh Cut Lawn and Buttered Popcorn, in liquid form.

No Diesel Exhaust? BBQ? Not sure Bonfire qualifies as BBQ ...

 

[SunnyD]

Somehow I don't think if you have large dogs using this would be a very good idea.