The ultimate 3DFX card has Arrived
- Thread starter bozack
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Hmm, didn't 3dfx actually say that it's possible to use up to 32 VSA-100 chips on one card? Then, why don't they do cards with more than 4 chips?
Oh boy, yet another person learned how to use Photoshop and make yet another picture of a huge Voodoo card. Big deal. It was kind of funny a while ago but now it is just stupid.
These pictures are getting old, saw a Radeon one with like 8 chips on it a few days ago too...<sigh> Stupid.
BFG, you're kidding, right?
That's like 8 months old dude. You mean you've never seen that pic b4?
That's like 8 months old dude. You mean you've never seen that pic b4?
Nah, this is lame. Nothing 3dfx does can be compared VideoLoca Bithcin'fast 3D. Bungaliomarks don't lie 
Lol...heres more on the VideoLoca Bitchin'Fast 3D 2000
"Don't let technical obsolescence emasculate your surging electronic man-box! If you want next-gen 3D power today, you'll buy a videocard that just plain doesn't make sense. Bitchin'Fast 3D 2000 comes with not one, not two, but ALL FIVE of today's hottest 3D chipsets--and they're all jimmied together in some kind of nutty, five-way, scanline-interleave bouillabaisse. It shouldnt work...but it does.
Super-hot specs include:
[*]256MB of curiously high-bandwidth LMNOPRAM.
[*]Official beta-board for Quake XI: Murder Simulator, Quaje XXI: The Rage of Timmy Masters & Quake XIII: Its Hammer Time.
[*]Supports electron microscopes, light aircraft, & MCNA-Certified redundant-diffusion metering sysmtes.
[*]We put it in a steel-cage octagon with all the other leading 3D cards, and while none of the other cards actualy moved and attacked each other, we're confident that if they did, the BitchinFast3d2000 would have kicked all the other cards' asses.
[*]It's on the "under no circumstances should this technology be sold to China" list.
425 BungholioMarks Don't Lie! Bitchin'Fast 3D2000 is the fastest 3D accelerator avaliable bar none!
VideoLoca is a fully owned subsidiary of Apple Computers, Bitchin'Fast3D2000 supports neither OpenGL nor Direct3d, nor does it fit in any case known to man.
"Don't let technical obsolescence emasculate your surging electronic man-box! If you want next-gen 3D power today, you'll buy a videocard that just plain doesn't make sense. Bitchin'Fast 3D 2000 comes with not one, not two, but ALL FIVE of today's hottest 3D chipsets--and they're all jimmied together in some kind of nutty, five-way, scanline-interleave bouillabaisse. It shouldnt work...but it does.
Super-hot specs include:
[*]256MB of curiously high-bandwidth LMNOPRAM.
[*]Official beta-board for Quake XI: Murder Simulator, Quaje XXI: The Rage of Timmy Masters & Quake XIII: Its Hammer Time.
[*]Supports electron microscopes, light aircraft, & MCNA-Certified redundant-diffusion metering sysmtes.
[*]We put it in a steel-cage octagon with all the other leading 3D cards, and while none of the other cards actualy moved and attacked each other, we're confident that if they did, the BitchinFast3d2000 would have kicked all the other cards' asses.
[*]It's on the "under no circumstances should this technology be sold to China" list.
425 BungholioMarks Don't Lie! Bitchin'Fast 3D2000 is the fastest 3D accelerator avaliable bar none!
VideoLoca is a fully owned subsidiary of Apple Computers, Bitchin'Fast3D2000 supports neither OpenGL nor Direct3d, nor does it fit in any case known to man.
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