The two biggest douches in the universe were in a class of mine!

Accipiter22

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So my Industrial psych class starts a couple weeks ago...and there's these two guys that sit a few rows back from me...they're making all these weird comments during class to each other...anyway, the 2nd time we have the class they've moved across the room. The teacher just makes a comment, something to the effect of "Oh why'd you guys move?" One of the kids replies "it smells like PERFUME over there...we don't like that" and he points towards the section of class they were sitting in before, with a few girls nearby.

So anyway, the class starts and the professor is making the point that it is often hard to technically define exactly what you were studying.

Professor: "Well let's say you wanted to study Love...that's pretty hard to define in technical terms"
Douche: "Well....Webster's Dictionary defines love as caring about someone so much you don't care about yourself when they're around"
Professor: "Websters??.....Don't.....care about yourself...when they're........um..."
Rest of class: "um......"
Me: (a little too loudly) "baaaaaaaaaahahahahhaa what a tool!!"


The funny thing was that about 30 minutes later we got a 5 minute break because it's a 3 hour long class. After the break they didn't come back :(
 

Accipiter22

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Originally posted by: Fenixgoon
so, at least one of these cool guys was in there just to stalk a girl?:confused:

it appears so. They never came back after that. I've never even seen them around campus. I think they just dropped into that class, wanted to look like they belonged.....then left.
 

MichaelD

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Originally posted by: JS80
so how does this joke end?

Thank you. I was wondering the same thing. Maybe we're just not cool enough to get the whole "OMG, smartass students and girls in the class....wow!" thing? :confused:

Or...maybe we've just actually had sex w/a member of the opposite sex before and the OP and his classmates have not?
 

Accipiter22

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Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: JS80
so how does this joke end?

Thank you. I was wondering the same thing. Maybe we're just not cool enough to get the whole "OMG, smartass students and girls in the class....wow!" thing? :confused:

Or...maybe we've just actually had sex w/a member of the opposite sex before and the OP and his classmates have not?

? They weren't being smartasses. They were serious.