The tubes are moving slow for me tonight :(

[DainBramaged]

DAMN YOU AL GORE, MAKE IT FAST AGAIN!!

 

[TheoPetro]

I dont wanna hear it. Thats mine on a good day.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: TheoPetro
I dont wanna hear it. Thats mine on a good day.

 

[Goosemaster]

The tubes don't move dumb ass...it's the rock salt that flows within them that flows.

 

[GeekDrew]

Try 21.6k on for size. :|

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
Try 21.6k on for size. :|

Maybe my tube needs lubrication?

 

[mugs]

Nothing an enema can't fix.

 

[RossMAN]

Vaseline will help.

 

[Jeff7]

3.2Mbps down, 608kbps down.

I'll try again tomorrow during business hours. I'm thinking it'll be something closer to ISDN line speeds. This university's network sucks during the day.

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Vaseline will help.

Speaking of you, do you still have that free sample of the warming KY? I need it back.

 

[jonessoda]

Originally posted by: Jeff7
3.2Mbps down, 608kbps down.

I'll try again tomorrow during business hours. I'm thinking it'll be something closer to ISDN line speeds. This university's network sucks during the day.

It's kind of the opposite here... at night, everybody gets on and slows the bejeezus out of it.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Vaseline will help.

Speaking of you, do you still have that free sample of the warming KY? I need it back.

You know there's a funny story behind that.

Apparently the bottle was coated and well "slipped in", I've been trying yoga and other techniques to try and maneuver it out.

Can you come over around 11PM with your tools and "super baja baller plumber"?

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: RossMAN
Vaseline will help.

Speaking of you, do you still have that free sample of the warming KY? I need it back.

You know there's a funny story behind that.

Apparently the bottle was coated and well "slipped in", I've been trying yoga and other techniques to try and maneuver it out.

Can you come over around 11PM with your tools and "super baja baller plumber"?

Can't tonight, got a kick-ass round of BF2 going. Maybe ups can help you. He lives a lot closer.

 

[upsciLLion]

Pull your modem's foreskin back and clean thoroughly with a wire brush.

 

[thespeakerbox]

weee

 

[ForumMaster]

restart the modem/router and then complain to ISP?

 

[Leros]

There is some illegal gambling blocking your tube. Make a few bets on horse races and everything will be fine.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Pull your modem's foreskin back and clean thoroughly with a wire brush.

*resists urge to make a certain cheese reference*

Where is Staples when you need him?

Perhaps touring Europe looking for that rare European cheese which is a little nutty (in flavor)? :Q

 

[DainBramaged]

Ahh...much better. THANKS AL!

http://pics.apartment808.com/users/DainBramaged/fasttubes.JPG

 

[voodoojc]

Here's what I usually get.

Last Result:
Download Speed: 18311 kbps (2288.9 KB/sec transfer rate)
Upload Speed: 362 kbps (45.3 KB/sec transfer rate)

Apparently I have a dedicated line from Comcast to my house