The Truth About Trump

KeepMoving

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Trump is a real hero. A man from 2035 traveled back in time to warn Donald Trump about man's impending doom. This time traveler told Trump that he needed to destroy the Republican party or there would be no hope as the machines were created by the Republican party. Trump is a real hero. He's taking one for the team but in time, the truth will come out. Thank-you Trump.
 

UberNeuman

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"We did it Marty! Trump is out! Oh, wait.... One problem. Kim Kardashian has become his replacement!"
"I fucking hate you, Doc."​
 

Puffnstuff

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Perhaps this fella is really the source of this information.
Johnny Carson as Carnac the Magnificent
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Paratus

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Trump is a real hero. A man from 2035 traveled back in time to warn Donald Trump about man's impending doom. This time traveler told Trump that he needed to destroy the Republican party or there would be no hope as the machines were created by the Republican party. Trump is a real hero. He's taking one for the team but in time, the truth will come out. Thank-you Trump.

Actually the real hero, making America a great, is the Texas State Legislature.

No really! If the dumbasses hadn't passed:
  • Anti-sodomy laws - we wouldn't have 2003 Lawrence vs Texas which overturned these laws and started us down the path to marriage equality.
  • Anti-abortion TRAP laws - we wouldn't have Whole Woman’s Health v. Hellerstedt. which overturned these unconstitutional TRAP laws
  • Voter-ID Laws - we wouldn't have had the 5th circuit overturn the worst of the law

Look how much our bigoted, racist, misogynistic legislature has done to move us towards a fairer more inclusive country. I'm sure they'll continue their sterling track record well into the future. :p
 

Commodus

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It feels eerily convenient that his GamerGate cheerleading post resurfaced at the same time. The guy's just a seething ball of hatred who blames everyone but himself for his problems. "It's not me, it's Muslims/women/journalist corruption/the left!"

The good news: he's standing firmly on the wrong side of history and will fade into obscurity. You're just hearing his death throes as he goes down with his ship.