The truth about area 51 is out!

[SoylentGreen]

OMG!

 

[Danman]

God, I wanna know who gets these stories.....

 

[fluxquantum]

LMAO!!

 

[Kelvrick]

Female officers? Are there any good looking female officers?

<== monkey dance

 

[notfred]

I can't beleive people actually buy that "newspaper".

 

[Chadder007]

Oh man!! Bat Boy and now this!! Wow im shocked!

 

[Commish]

"I risked my neck hoping to find tangible proof of alien visitation," says the man, who asked to be identified only as "Mr. X."


How original....

 

[Vette73]

I am now dummer for just going to that site

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: Marlin1975
I am now dummer for just going to that site

So much dumber that you forgot how to spell.

 

[vi edit]

If one of them asks you if you want to see "The big tomale" say NO and run away as fast as you can.

 

[dpm]

Man, I dearly hope that paper is deliberate satire - if it is its absolutely superb! There's no way anyone could write that sort of thing seriously.. I haven't laughed so much in ages!

 

[Stratum9]

After just 15 minutes within the perimeter, Mr. X says he was captured by M.P.s, who seized his camera, roughed him up and escorted him by jeep off the grounds -- after trying to intimidate him with warnings that there would be "very dire consequences" if he ever told anyone what he saw.

Then at the bottom of the article:

See the shocking photos in this week's (12/3/02)"Newsstand Issue" on sale now!

People are stupid....

 

[SSP]

Dumb fscks.

 

[prodigy]

 

[Darein]

Its on the internet, it must be true. :Q

 

[tweakmm]

to those who don't find this funny, you guys do know what the weekly world news is right?

 

[joohang]

Originally posted by: Stratum9

After just 15 minutes within the perimeter, Mr. X says he was captured by M.P.s, who seized his camera, roughed him up and escorted him by jeep off the grounds -- after trying to intimidate him with warnings that there would be "very dire consequences" if he ever told anyone what he saw.

Then at the bottom of the article:

See the shocking photos in this week's (12/3/02)"Newsstand Issue" on sale now!

People are stupid....

hahahahahaha

 

[tweakmm]

Originally posted by: Stratum9

After just 15 minutes within the perimeter, Mr. X says he was captured by M.P.s, who seized his camera, roughed him up and escorted him by jeep off the grounds -- after trying to intimidate him with warnings that there would be "very dire consequences" if he ever told anyone what he saw.

Then at the bottom of the article:

See the shocking photos in this week's (12/3/02)"Newsstand Issue" on sale now!

People are stupid....

the irony of this statement
too much