The true measure of a man

[Texashiker]

The true measure of a man, is how he treats those that have nothing to offer him.

The true measure of a man, is how well he takes care of his children.

The true measure of a man, is how much his is missed after he is gone.

The true measure of a man, is how he treats those around him.

 

[Turin39789]

height and weight.

Your examples would be difficult to accurately measure.

 

[her209]

Length and girth

 

[dank69]

The true measure of a man's intelligence, is whether or not he realizes that his fourth statement is a superset of his first statement.

The true measure of a man's intelligence, is whether or not he realizes that there are exceptions to his second and third statements.

The true measure of a man's intelligence, is whether or not he can determine for himself if the latest spam email he received is worth re-spamming.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

SuperPI and 3dmark score

 

[Corporate Thug]

thanks for the hallmark card.

 

[SandEagle]

when i am gone, i don't want people to ask why a statue was built in my honor. i'd rather they ask why wasn't one built for me.

 

[PricklyPete]

The true measure of a man's intelligence, is whether or not he realizes that his fourth statement is a superset of his first statement.

The true measure of a man's intelligence, is whether or not he realizes that there are exceptions to his second and third statements.

The true measure of a man's intelligence, is whether or not he can determine for himself if the latest spam email he received is worth re-spamming.

haha. enjoyed.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Length and girth

And post count...

 

[Soundmanred]

The true measure of a man is how many times he can post the same pictures of his barbecue pit, gun and truck.

 

[SP33Demon]

The true measure of a man's intelligence, is whether or not he realizes that his fourth statement is a superset of his first statement.

The true measure of a man's intelligence, is whether or not he realizes that there are exceptions to his second and third statements.

The true measure of a man's intelligence, is whether or not he can determine for himself if the latest spam email he received is worth re-spamming.

Ouch. That one's gonna sting.

 

[Perknose]

The true measure of a man, is how he treats those that have nothing to offer him.

The true measure of a man, is how well he takes care of his children.

The true measure of a man, is how much his is missed after he is gone.

The true measure of a man, is how he treats those around him.

A walk through the ocean of your soul would scarcely get my feet wet.

 

[DaveSimmons]

"What can change the nature of a man?"

 

[Fritzo]

The true measure of a man, is if he waits for her or not. Real men don't care.

 

[Lean L]

Strange OP?

Anyways, true measure of a man is how close they are to me. Less variance = more manly.

 

[Rhezuss]

it's that long

 

[OILFIELDTRASH]

By the size of his BBQ pit.

Thanks for living up to the all Texans are inbred mouth breathers stereotype. You're not making easy on the rest of us Texan's.

 

[ShawnD1]

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets.

 

[Newbian]

By the size of his BBQ pit.

Thanks for living up to the all Texans are inbred mouth breathers stereotype. You're not making easy on the rest of us Texan's.

I think they prefer to be called by what they are... Mexicans.

 

[the DRIZZLE]

Randy Marsh already discovered the true measure of a man.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T.M.I.#The_T.M.I._System

 

[werepossum]

A walk through the ocean of your soul would scarcely get my feet wet.

Now that made me laugh so hard that cow-orkers are looking at me funny!

OP, those are noble sentiments, it's just that they are, um, trite. At least to those of us with some mileage.

 

[Texashiker]

OP, those are noble sentiments, it's just that they are, um, trite. At least to those of us with some mileage.

I am 43 years old with 4 children, 4 step-children and 12 grand kids.

I would like to think I have a few miles.

 

[Jaepheth]

Sounds like something the poor and obscure would have to tell themselves...

 

[FDF12389]

Man is ATOT is witty today or what!

 

[gorcorps]

True measure of a man is how far away he is from Texas.

Like other things... the longer, the better.