The trucker (Brutuskend is back again with another stolen joke)

[Brutuskend]

A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!"

The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal."

The trucker replies, "Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."

 

[bootymac]

*chuckle*

 

[Dacalo]

LOL that's just wrong

 

[ElFenix]

buahahaha 😀

 

[deerslayer]

LOL

 

[Eli]

😛

 

[SarcasticDwarf]

wow, of your 8k posts, I think that is the first I found to be mildly amusing

 

[ThaGrandCow]

I'll go back and read the clock one again, then I'll laugh

 

[MrCodeDude]

That was worth a smile, not a laugh 😛
-- mrcodedude

 

[Rastus]

Is the bologna sandwich part an anatomy joke? 😕

 

[Zim Hosein]

Hehe 🙂

Thanks Brutuskend :beer: