The Transporter has taken a demotion...

[Ferzerp]

Now he's just a Parker?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1904996/

 

[BrokenVisage]

lol, I see what you saw there

Don't miss the sequel, Parallel Parker, in 2015. Hold on to your armrests!

 

[Gunslinger08]

I feel like every Jason Statham movie comes from a slightly different version of the exact same script. And then there's the Dungeon Siege movie.

 

[Ferzerp]

I predict his next movie will be "Carwash Guy" (he'll still be a crazy fighter/killer, but working in a car wash)

 

[JEDI]

I predict his next movie will be "Carwash Guy" (he'll still be a crazy fighter/killer, but working in a car wash)

Like Taken 2?

 

[Lonyo]

I thought this was going to be about the TV show.

 

[gorcorps]

I feel like every Jason Statham movie comes from a slightly different version of the exact same script. And then there's the Dungeon Siege movie.

All of his movies are pretty much him driving, then shooting and punching things in between the bouts of more driving. I saw him for the first time in the remake of the italian job and he hasn't left the car since.

 

[ND40oz]

All of his movies are pretty much him driving, then shooting and punching things in between the bouts of more driving. I saw him for the first time in the remake of the italian job and he hasn't left the car since.

You need to go back and watch Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch then.

 

[midwestfisherman]

hahaha.....Parker

 

[gorcorps]

You need to go back and watch Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch then.

I know those, but he still drove

 

[ghost recon88]

Every single Jason Statham movie is the exact same save the Expendables. I honestly don't think he can act in any other role, so they just keep reusing the same script. I'd like to see one of these movies bomb at the theater so they'll stop putting one out every 6 months.

 

[Lonyo]

Some of us like a nice mindless action film thanks.
At least you know you can just avoid all his films.

 

[zerocool84]

All of his movies are pretty much him driving, then shooting and punching things in between the bouts of more driving. I saw him for the first time in the remake of the italian job and he hasn't left the car since.

You know exactly what you're getting when you watch one of his movies which if you like them then that's a good thing.

 

[Kroze]

Jason Statham as...Jason Statham in 20 different movies. Now that's one hell of an actor.

 

[xSkyDrAx]

must be cheap to make his movies since you can reuse the script over and over

 

[Red Squirrel]

lol that is funny.

I actually did not mind the Transporter movies. They had some entertainment value to them, even though most of the stuff was way over the top and some just outright silly.

 

[Fenixgoon]

transporter 1 > 2 > 3

i enjoy his movies (even death race, haven't seen dungeon siege). they're mindless action flicks with good fight choreography. they're fun. they're not supposed to be cinematic masterpieces.

 

[Ferzerp]

haven't seen dungeon siege

Uwe Boll...

 

[RossMAN]

Michael Chiklis is in it.

 

[Printer Bandit]

boner

 

[OlafSicky]

boner

I'm assuming a boner for him? Love his movies good action mindless fun the way action movies should be.

 

[Exterous]

transporter 1 > 2 > 3

i enjoy his movies (even death race, haven't seen dungeon siege). they're mindless action flicks with good fight choreography. they're fun. they're not supposed to be cinematic masterpieces.

There is much truth in this post

 

[Fenixgoon]

Uwe Boll...

well yeah i've heard of it and how notoriously bad it is.


also, i thought chaos was pretty good

 

[RossMAN]

i enjoy his movies (even death race, haven't seen dungeon siege). they're mindless action flicks with good fight choreography. they're fun. they're not supposed to be cinematic masterpieces.

This and I kinda liked "The Mechanic".

 

[phucheneh]

Co-starring Jennifer Lopez? Sounds like Jason Statham just got about three demotions.

Also, wouldn't you just use a pseudonym if you were a director and your name was 'Hackford'?

Might as well go to Starbucks and be served by Joe McStirsyourcoffeewithhisdick.