The <<<Topic Combining Thread>>> (Read in for explaination)

[Wedesdo]

~~Welcome to the~~

The <<<Topic Combining Thread>>>

The object of this thread is to find and combine parts of 2 or more topics on Anandtech to make them funny.

For example:

I want my own domain... - What kind of dog are you?
CASUAL SEX KILLS - Starwars Meets Clerks
When do you feel most active? - Sleep is good
This just in: Rebel terrorists just blew up - Windows Product Activation
Anybody know anything about spiders? - BMW ULEV and other ULEV cars

etc... etc...

try to do a lot better than me

 

[MrBond]

Kind of like timing the voice binds in tribes 2 so you say &quot;I am the shazbot!&quot;

 

[Helpless]

The <<<Topic Combining Thread>>>...Poll: Is &quot;Nef&quot; overused?

 

[snakesnfrogs]

hehehe

 

[obiwaynekenobi]

-The goverment has a thrist for blood

 

[Wedesdo]

hehehe... I have a couple more:

Very Funny Joke!! - Anyone see the 1st Annual BET Awards last night?
White Entertainment Televsion - just got busted this afternoon
Floppy disks are soooo useful! - what does a guy gatta do? (I'll give $0.01 to any1 that gets this )

 

[Doboji]

Need ideas for gf's bday present - Thai Food From Last Night's South Park

woohoo!

-Max

P.S. Nice NEF thread

 

[Helpless]

~~!!<><> The Super Duper GAY Thread <><>!!~~...The <<<Topic Combining Thread>>>

 

[Belegost]

- Since most of you picked California in the poll... let's sharpen your logic.
- Who would you like to see in Maxim? Bill Gates the richest man on earth, again!

 

[ChrichtonsGirl]

You don't realize how much you miss someone until they're not there --> psychoexgirlfriend.com

Microsoft going nuts --> Whatever shall I do?

Cookie Monster attacked --> fkloster is the man

 

[kbm5]

Bill Gates... the richest man on earth, again! What would YOU buy with his cash? --> Need a Camera!!

 

[kbm5]

What would happen to your family, coworkers and friends if you died suddenly? --> Should I use my scholarship money now or later?

 

[kbm5]

Okay... One more:

This can't be true, want to make $10,000? --> What is this &quot;living wage&quot; garbage? What moron thought this up?

 

[IJump]

The good nefs ain't come by no more - Whatever shall I do?

Who would you like to see in Maxim? - Hottie Neighbors...