The Top 15 Better Methods of Choosing a New President

[sweetrobin]

The Top 15 Better Methods of Choosing a New President


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15> Double-Elimination Whack-A-Mole Tournament

14> Round-robin "Magic: The Gathering" tournament, 'cause if
there's anyone who can beat my black and blue deck with
three Hypnotic Specters, two Sengir Vampires and a Mind
Twist, I'd totally vote for them.

13> "Hottest Daughter" contest

12> "Bathroom's on the right, Governor. Fill this cup, please."

11> A simple formula: IQ - BJs - DUIs = POTUS

10> The candidates engage in a game of chess, and the first one
to have an aneurysm trying to figure out how to play loses.

9> Have Regis Philbin host "Who Wants to be the President?",
but make the questions a bit easier.

8> Nationally-televised tickle fight!!!

7> Simple: whichever candidate gives me the most cash in small,
unmarked bills gets *my* vote.

6> "Welcome to the White House Kitchen Bake-off! I'm your host,
Emeril Lagasse. Ready to kick this election up a notch?!"

5> The winner is the author of the #5 entry on today's Top 5
List, of course! Bow to me, puny commoners! Bring me your
women and cheese!! Bwahahahahahaha!!!

4> The candidates stand apart and call to the current president's
dog. Whoever the dog comes to wins.

3> "Little Mr. President" Speedo swimsuit competition

2> "No, Governor Bush. Scissors do NOT cut rock."


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Better
Method of Choosing a New President...


1> "Whosoever shall pull the King Clinton's sword out of the
intern shall be the rightful President of these United States."

 

[64bitloopy]

I still prefer the old fashioned way.

Keep voting until you get it right.

 

[AMDJunkie]

They could set up a bunch of electronic voting kiosks hooked up to servers on a national intranet where they could be tallied up instantly. On the kiosk, there would be a card scanner so you can scan your I.D. card and a touch screen showing the candidates ugly mug, name, and vital stats.

 

[SuperTool]

I think we need federal ID cards that also encrypt your social security number.

 

[IBhacknU]

from yesterday:

rock, paper, scissors

 

[piku]

<< 2> &quot;No, Governor Bush. Scissors do NOT cut rock.&quot; >>



&quot;Well how about the electric chair?&quot;

 

[sweetrobin]

lol ...how about the old way ... a dule ... the guys thats still standing wins ... and then we dont have to listen to the loser complain and whine...