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14> Absolutely no post-coital cuddling!
13> You'll still be spending time with J.Lo when Affleck is
*long* gone.
12> It really freaks out telemarketers when you start to breathe
heavily and ask to hear more about long distance plans.
11> Dress rehearsal for your "orgasm face."
10> Teaches people to knock first.
9> Finger-muscle development enables you to play the "Minute
Waltz" in 35 seconds flat.
8> It's a great ice-breaker when you meet George Michael
in the can.
7> Prosecutors who need a DNA sample from you can have one
lickety-split.
6> Without it, the only sin you would have to confess weekly
would be illegally downloading Celine Dion songs.
5> Ability to judge battery life by tone of buzzing.
4> Kittens love playing with balled-up tissues.
3> Gives you something to do with your hands underneath that
anchor's desk during commercials.
2> Orgasms mellow out a person, leaving him less likely to,
say, invade Iraq.
1> Frequent masturbators have won 18 straight titles at the
annual Greater Keokuk Corn Husk-Off.
A friend just forwarded me this....thought I would share......
13> You'll still be spending time with J.Lo when Affleck is
*long* gone.
12> It really freaks out telemarketers when you start to breathe
heavily and ask to hear more about long distance plans.
11> Dress rehearsal for your "orgasm face."
10> Teaches people to knock first.
9> Finger-muscle development enables you to play the "Minute
Waltz" in 35 seconds flat.
8> It's a great ice-breaker when you meet George Michael
in the can.
7> Prosecutors who need a DNA sample from you can have one
lickety-split.
6> Without it, the only sin you would have to confess weekly
would be illegally downloading Celine Dion songs.
5> Ability to judge battery life by tone of buzzing.
4> Kittens love playing with balled-up tissues.
3> Gives you something to do with your hands underneath that
anchor's desk during commercials.
2> Orgasms mellow out a person, leaving him less likely to,
say, invade Iraq.
1> Frequent masturbators have won 18 straight titles at the
annual Greater Keokuk Corn Husk-Off.
A friend just forwarded me this....thought I would share......
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