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the toilet was CLOGGED!!!

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XZeroII

Lifer
I just got back from the laundry mat because I had to wash my sleeping bag and there was this old couple in there. The old guy went to the bathroom and came out 5-10 minutes later. I go in about 1 min after him and the freaking toilet is CLOGGED!

I couldn't hold it so I just went anyway and didn't flush (the water was about .5 inches from the top of the bowl).

*sigh*

If you have to take a massive dump, DO IT AT HOME!
 
Well ain't that special
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That ain't bad dawg, I once was driving up to Seattle (school) from Portland once and I had to take a MASSIVE DUMP near Tacoma Washington. I don't know if you know but Tacoma is the worst place to be to have to take a MASSIVE DUMP while travelling on I-5 because of the insane traffic. Anyways, I got off an exit and hit up a gas station to unload. However to my dismay, "NO PUBLIC BATHROOM" What kind of gas station doesn't have a public restroom askses me? So by that time, I'm pinching my butt trying to be a tight ass and head over to the local Safeway. Ran in there and to my surprise the toilet is CLOGGED but luckily there was a plunger so I plunged the toilet and put the paper towel for the toilet seat. Having relieved myself, I look to get toilet paper and to my angerment, "NO TOILET PAPER!" I ended up not being able to wipe my ass and got outta there asap.

Cliff notes:

1. Had to take MASSIVE DUMP.
2. Took it at Safeway, toilet clogged, no toilet paper.
3. Lucky there was a plunger.

Lesson learned:

1. If you have to take a MASSIVE DUMP, DO IT AT HOME!
 
Originally posted by: bleeb
That ain't bad dawg, I once was driving up to Seattle (school) from Portland once and I had to take a MASSIVE DUMP near Tacoma Washington. I don't know if you know but Tacoma is the worst place to be to have to take a MASSIVE DUMP while travelling on I-5 because of the insane traffic. Anyways, I got off an exit and hit up a gas station to unload. However to my dismay, "NO PUBLIC BATHROOM" What kind of gas station doesn't have a public restroom askses me? So by that time, I'm pinching my butt trying to be a tight ass and head over to the local Safeway. Ran in there and to my surprise the toilet is CLOGGED but luckily there was a plunger so I plunged the toilet and put the paper towel for the toilet seat. Having relieved myself, I look to get toilet paper and to my angerment, "NO TOILET PAPER!" I ended up not being able to wipe my ass and got outta there asap.

Cliff notes:

1. Had to take MASSIVE DUMP.
2. Took it at Safeway, toilet clogged, no toilet paper.
3. Lucky there was a plunger.

Lesson learned:

1. If you have to take a MASSIVE DUMP, DO IT AT HOME!
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Cliff Notes for a paragraph? That says something about the attention span/reading comprehension of ATOT, evidently. 😛
 
Originally posted by: marquee
when i have to take a massive dump, i use a public toilet. i dont want to clog my own toilet.
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I have a friend with the same predicament, no one will let him take a dump at their house.
 
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