• We’re currently investigating an issue related to the forum theme and styling that is impacting page layout and visual formatting. The problem has been identified, and we are actively working on a resolution. There is no impact to user data or functionality, this is strictly a front-end display issue. We’ll post an update once the fix has been deployed. Thanks for your patience while we get this sorted.

The toilet handle is missing...

tokie

tokie

Golden Member
I got home to find a note on the toilet saying "BY ORDER OF THE MIGHTY CRAPPER YOU MUST USE THE BUCKET". The toilet flush handle has disappeared.

I turn to the left and see a big-ass bucket full of water (and my room-mate's piss) sitting in the tub.

I don't think I can poop in a bucket and then squish it down the tub drain. Where should I poop at 11pm?

I am contemplating going in the bucket for the satisfaction of knowing that somebody is going to have to either dispose of the bucket or clean my poopy out of it.
 
Lol.

Also, if it's just the handle that's missing, you can just pull the chain or operate the flapper by hand. The water in the tank is clean.

Are we being trolled?
 
rivan said:
Lol.

Also, if it's just the handle that's missing, you can just pull the chain or operate the flapper by hand. The water in the tank is clean.

Are we being trolled?
Click to expand...

maybe someone already pooped in the tank. Although this is probably just giving the op ideas.
 
If he does not know how to "manually" flush a toilet, he shall move back in with mommy and daddy.
 
DaTT said:
If he does not know how to "manually" flush a toilet, he shall move back in with mommy and daddy.
Click to expand...

To clarify: we can't use the toilet because it is leaking to the apartment below.

So if I poo in the toilet it will end up seeping through their ceiling.
 
tokie said:
To clarify: we can't use the toilet because it is leaking to the apartment below.

So if I poo in the toilet it will end up seeping through their ceiling.
Click to expand...

Knock and ask to use their toilet? Warn them that if they say no, the shit could hit the fan.
 
tokie said:
To clarify: we can't use the toilet because it is leaking to the apartment below.

So if I poo in the toilet it will end up seeping through their ceiling.
Click to expand...

You could always ask the apartment below to use their toilet. I am sure they would prefer this to the alternative. LOL


Seriously
 
tokie said:
I got home to find a note on the toilet saying "BY ORDER OF THE MIGHTY CRAPPER YOU MUST USE THE BUCKET". The toilet flush handle has disappeared.

I turn to the left and see a big-ass bucket full of water (and my room-mate's piss) sitting in the tub.

I don't think I can poop in a bucket and then squish it down the tub drain. Where should I poop at 11pm?

I am contemplating going in the bucket for the satisfaction of knowing that somebody is going to have to either dispose of the bucket or clean my poopy out of it.
Click to expand...

Sounds like your roommate broke the toilet handle. Solution: shit on his bed, watch how fast he fixes it 🙂
 
The only toilet in your apartment doesn't work?

Maintainance should have been there working on it a while ago.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

TRENDING THREADS

Back
Top