The Toddler Laws of Ownership

[jdoggg12]

The Toddler Laws of Ownership

1. If I like it, it's mine

2. If it's in my hand, it's mine

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way

6. If I'm doing or building something, all the pieces are mine

7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine

8. If I think it's mine, it's mine

9. If it's yours and I steal it, it's mine

10. If I ... OOOPS! WAIT! I've been reading Microsoft's Business Plan!


:laugh:

 

[dainthomas]

Old as the hills. Except for the last part.

 

[MyThirdEye]

Hah.

 

[RayH]

11. If I can't have, then you can't have it either.

 

[hypn0tik]

Originally posted by: RayH
11. If I can't have, then you can't have it either.

QFT.

This would always be the case with my younger sister when I was around 10 and she was 5. Bah!

 

[MisterJackson]

I know quite a few adults who think this way....

 

[ch33zw1z]

My son is just over 13 months and he's trying to live by those rules...quite fun really

 

[Engraver]

Everything that belongs to you is mine, and everything that belongs to me is only mine.

 

[nonameo]

#whatever

If you want it, it's mine.

 

[Patt]

My daughter is just getting into that stage

 

[Mr Pickles]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1E4pYvJTyBA