The Time Travel Fund?

[Random Variable]

Your Ticket To The Future!

 

[Beau]

I think I saw an ad for this in a newspaper once

 

[StageLeft]

Read about this - it's actually a well thought out idea...not that I'm giving them any money

 

[Spooner]

 

[UNCjigga]

Some girl invited me to the future once. It sucks. Apparently, the Y chromosome has vanished and the human population became 100% female. While women evolved some interesting hermaphroditic equipment to propogate the species, many women still lust for a good hard d***. Women of considerable affluence and access to time travel routinely step back in time to find a male consort for weeklong lovemaking sessions (and often share these consorts with their girlfriends/wives.) I got picked once and lemme tell ya, I ain't goin back!

 

[UberDave]

so tempting