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The things kids say...

NuclearNed

NuclearNed

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A few nights ago I was walking my dog in the local town park when I saw two little boys riding their bicycles towards me. These boys were probably 5-7 years old each. Since it was a pretty hot day, I had let Coda jump in the creek and cool off, so she was pretty wet and filthy. When they saw the dog, they immediately jumped off their bikes and started hugging and petting her. After a few moments of intense doggy lovin', one of the boys looked at me and said "Your dog smells like waffles... really BAD waffles..."

I nearly split a gut. 😀
 
Originally posted by: MoPHo
you should've replied 'thats what happens when you touch yourself at night'
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Are you suggesting that my dog touches herself at night? I catch her licking her own crotch all the time, but I don't think I can stand the thought of doggy masturbation going on in my house...
 
Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Originally posted by: MoPHo
you should've replied 'thats what happens when you touch yourself at night'
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Are you suggesting that my dog touches herself at night? I catch her licking her own crotch all the time, but I don't think I can stand the thought of doggy masturbation going on in my house...
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no. i was suggestion lying to the little innocent children. 😀
 
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