The Texan, Californian, And Oregonian - Joke!!!

FettsBabe

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The Texan, Californian, And Oregonian

A Texan, a Californian, and Oregonian are out riding horses. The
Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a long
draught, then another and suddenly throws it into the air, pulls
out his gun and shoots the bottle in midair.

The Californian looks at him and says, "What are you doing? That
was a perfectly good bottle of whiskey!"

The Texan says, "In Texas, there is plenty of whiskey and the
bottles are cheap."

A while later, not wanting to be outdone, the Californian pulls
out a bottle of champagne, takes a few sips, throws the champagne
into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots it in midair.

The Oregonian can't believe his eyes, "What the heck did you do
that for? That was a perfectly good bottle of champagne!"

The Californian says, "In California, we have plenty of champagne
and bottles are cheap."

So, awhile later, the Oregonian pulls out a bottle of Widmer
Hefeweizen. He opens it, takes a sip, and then chugs the whole
bottle. He then puts the bottle in his saddlebag, pulls out his
gun, and shoots the Californian.

The Texan, shocked, says, "Why the hell did you do that?!"

The Oregonian replies, "In Oregon, we have plenty of Californians
and the bottles are worth a nickel."

:Q:cool::);)
 

Moonbeam

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AndrewR, you helped California with our electricity problem when you installed a dim bulb in the Whitehouse. ;)
 

ArkAoss

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and then a guy from connecticut rides up and says "I betcha he didn't have insurance or electricity any ways so no loss."
 

Nick Stone

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Yeh, I've got a good joke about the Texas natural gas producer, the Oregon electricity producer, and the Californian electricity user. I think the Californian was going to repent and become humble. Now isn't that funny?
 

highme

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I heard that awhile ago with a twist on the beer. You couldn't pay me to drink that Wid Hef crap. I think the way I heard it was with a Henry's. But nonetheless, it's still a funny joke.
 

Valhalla1

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nice. :)

was afraid I was gonna have to lay the smack down for an anti-texas joke, but that was alright