the tempting sister-in-law to be (joke)

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CaseTragedy

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just got this from a friend:

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I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating
for over a year, and so we decided to get
married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends encouraged me. And my girlfriend?
She was a dream!
There was only one thing bothering me, very much
indeed. That one thing was her younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age,
wore tight mini skirts, and low cut blouses.
She would regularly bend down when near me and I got
many a pleasant view of her breasts. It had to
be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to
come over to check the wedding invitations. She
was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon ! I was to be married, and she had feelings
and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and
didn't really want to overcome. She told me that
she wanted to make love to me just once before
I got married and committed my life to her sister.
I was in total shock and couldn't' say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom,
and if you want to go ahead with it just come up
and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched
her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her
panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house and walked straight
towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside.
With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said,
"We are very happy that you have passed our little test"
We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
 
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conjur

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That's a reworked version of an old classic.

The original version has the fiancee's mother come on to the guy. The guy goes to leave to head to his car and get his condom and guess who's outside the front door? The fiancee's dad! Who then, of course, congratulates the guy on his decision ;)
 
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CaseTragedy

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Originally posted by: batmang
is it safe to say i got a boner reading that? :p
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its kinda why i added it. made my morning a little better and thought it might brighten up someone else's day. ;)
 
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DaFinn

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Oh sheit... >goes to take the condoms from bedroom drawer and place them in the glove compartment<

..."Phew" :Q:)
 
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StageLeft

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I've heard the same joke except it was a hot milf and at the end he said he was going to his car to get a condom, instead of the "always keep in the car".
 
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ghostman

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Originally posted by: conjur
That's a reworked version of an old classic.

The original version has the fiancee's mother come on to the guy. The guy goes to leave to head to his car and get his condom and guess who's outside the front door? The fiancee's dad! Who then, of course, congratulates the guy on his decision ;)
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Yikes! I like the revised version.
 
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Buttzilla

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