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Yeeny

Lifer
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but you make a pay-per-view special to plead your innocence, and become rich. Dennilfloss then called the police and said "I want to report a .....
 

dennilfloss

Past Lifer 1957-2014 In Memoriam
Oct 21, 1999
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...peeping Tom watching Crysla write her nekked thread posts. Off course, she already was aware of that fiend's presence and did nothing to...

Make It With You (Bread)
 

Killbat

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Jan 9, 2000
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hinder his naughty activity. After all, she knew who he was: none other than her good friend...
 

Yeeny

Lifer
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Bill Cosby eats them all, and I will stand here and yodel. So off he went, and on his way....
 

Yeeny

Lifer
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and ended up breaking his toe. He decided to go see Dr. Jonny Guru, a wise specialist in the field of.....
 

Imaginer

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Oct 15, 1999
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And so JBAR had to go see the jonnyguruologist about his smelly broken foot.

<NPS>
Confusion says... :p
</NPS>

Meanwhile, with the dead Killbat floating up to heaven, he approached the white pearly golden gates. There was a long line and in front of him was Paulson. Surprised, Killbat asked how did he get up here. Paulson answered by the death of him was caused by a rare disease. Story on that later on. Anyway, St. Peter was there asking everyone one question. When Paulson approached, St. Peter asked him...
 

Yeeny

Lifer
Feb 2, 2000
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&quot;How do you do that thing you do so well?&quot; And Paulson replied, I was taught by.......
 

Imaginer

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Oct 15, 1999
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...Red Dawn.

Killbat had a goofy face since he saw how St. Peter smirked at such an answer.

St. Peter then replied...
 

Yeeny

Lifer
Feb 2, 2000
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Well Paulson and Killbat, you are forced to spend eternity in Hell, using only AOL to get online, and being forced to .......
 

Imaginer

Diamond Member
Oct 15, 1999
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...Wait!

Killbat replied... &quot;Why should I have to suffer?!&quot; Paulson is the one who has...
 

Yeeny

Lifer
Feb 2, 2000
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do the performance of Rizzo in Grease. But St. Peter said, &quot;I am sorry Killbat, but you must be punished because.....
 

Imaginer

Diamond Member
Oct 15, 1999
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You have enslaved mankind with your army of smileys.

But Killbat responded...

&quot;No I havent.&quot;

St. Peter: Oh no! Take a look here.

St. Peter turned on a button revealing a screen showing chaos of the smileys invading every forum and chat room in the world!!! Overrun by enormous amounts of data, the computers began breaking and melting down. Soon, a computer controlled nuclear reactor...
 

Yeeny

Lifer
Feb 2, 2000
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that was implanted in Imaginer's brain, began to melt down. Imaginer ran down the street screaming.....
 

dennilfloss

Past Lifer 1957-2014 In Memoriam
Oct 21, 1999
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...&quot;My crotch is on fire! My crotch in on fire!&quot; as the location of his brain became evident. It appeared that a genital lobotomy was the only solution. So Dame Loreena came out from her Secret Society hideout to perform the deed on Imaginer. She said: &quot;Isn't it the third time this year?&quot;

To which he replied...

Stitches (Orgy)
 

Imaginer

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Oct 15, 1999
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<NPS>
Still have not forgotten havent you! :|
</NPS>

Get away from you the third time! So while having such a hot head, Imaginer blew his top or bottom or whatever anatomically declared position his intellect houses and runs like hell out of the doctor's office.

After seeing this on the monitior, Killbat replied...