The tales of the Giant AnandTech Storybook...

[Imaginer]

<not part of story>
Due to what I have just said.
The neverending story shall have its day. I decided to give a Part 2 in order. But I hope it would be much better written here. Many can contribute. All I ask? Just keep it clean and keep it following through that is not such a hard task.

Any little comments are welcome in here. But anything not part of the story shall be beckoned with an <NPS> </NPS> here.

Without further ado, Imaginer shall start off the official first page in the story....
</not part of story>

Twas the single light of glimmer through a room. Now that single light had flooded in time soon. The person to step out of the bed in such a light was Killbat. He looked at the clock and it showed only 4:34 AM. With the inability to go back to sleep in such a uncomfortable motel bed, he decided to...

 

[lupin]

open up his laptop, and he searched the World Wide Web for &quot;tooth ache&quot;. Since he's been feeling that all night long.

 

[Adul]

With hundreds and thousands of matches killbat decide to read through a few in hope of finding a quick remedy.

 

[Locutus of Board]

A proctologist.

 

[Yeeny]

So he went to the proctologist, and he said, Doc, my mouth is killing me, can you help? And the dr replied.....

 

[Yeeny]

Woohoo! Oh, wait, thats not good is it? How about this Doc. You can.....

 

[Adul]

Keep it to yourself. I'll get myself a dentist. So killbat left and head off to find a dentist. But he ran into some trouble.

 

[Croton]

They ran into a guy who was selling iMacs on the street corner. The iMac guy said...

 

[Imaginer]

Want some fruit to the confused and painfully hurt Killbat. Then Killbat realized that the person selling the fruit and iMacs was none other than Adul...

 

[commodore]

who had a side job as a dental assistant, but instead of money, he wanted Killbat to pay for his services with...

 

[Yeeny]

bingo chips. So Adul went to the local bingo hall, and asked.....

 

[Killbat]

Killbat to exchange his immense wealth for bingo chips and ink blotters...

 

[Yeeny]

So Killbat agreed to, on one condition. He had always wanted to see...

 

[Killbat]

GirlFriday nekkid...

 

So GirlFriday says

 

[warlord]

Okay!

 

[RSI]

Suddenly, an interrupting...

 

[Yeeny]

monkey came running through the place. He was holding

 

[Killbat]

An electric razor and a copy of Fight Club on VHS tape. He stopped, looked at what was going on, and said...

 

[Yeeny]

Wheres Roger? We had a hot date planned. GirlFriday answered.....

 

[Locutus of Board]

&quot;Roger is up Aduls butt, just look to the left.&quot; Then the monkey....

<NPS>JK Rog. (Don't want any troll hunter after MY ass!) </nps>

 

[Yeeny]

shook his head, and called the Jerry Springer show. He decided to take Roger and Adul on there, to tell his story. But as they were leaving......

 

[Killbat]

Killbat, realizing that his part in the story was about to end, whipped out a .50 Robar rifle and started blasting up the place!

 

[Locutus of Board]

Killbat, the lunkhead that he was, was pointing the gun backwards. He blew himself away. His innards were then wide open to the air and the horny monkey bounced over to his carcass and started...

 

[Yeeny]

Sing &quot;Swing Low, Sweet Chariot&quot; in a deep bass voice. Then Locutus of Board walked in and said.....