The Tale of the Psycho Bicyclist

[Alienwho]

Ok so last night at about 7 o'clock, two of my friends and I were on our way to a LAN party. My buddy was driving his white blazer and I was in the back with my other friend in the passenger seat. Well we're just cruisin along and came up to a stop sign facing south. He stopped completely, waited for a car to pass then accellerated. Well right as we crossed the street i looked out the right window and there was this guy on a bike fully dressed in his bike suit and everything coming towards us going east.

Well for some reason this guy thought that we cut him off even though he didn't have to slow down for us to cross the street and he had plenty of room. This psycho threw his arms up in the air flipped us off and was looking at us wierd but we didn't pay attention and kept cruising along. I turn my head around to look at him and it looked like the guy was going to keep going east but at the last minute changed his mind and started following us! He was pumping as hard as he can trying to catch up. I'm like dude, the guy on the bike is chasing us, step on it. Well my friend who was driving is really a crappy driver and doesn't know how to handle these kinds of situations. So i'm trying to tell him what to do from the back but lets face it the guy is a moron.

Anyway we pull up to this light and we were supposed to turn left, and i'm like dude turn right the guy on the bike is catching up, turn right. So he turns right and we burn the bicicylst away. As we come up i'm like dude turn left up here lets just take the freeway. Well he turned left, but he turned left again and went through a KMart parking lot and turned around and went back on the street that we ditched the guy on the bike from. I'm like dude wtf are you doing the guy on the bike is back this way. Of course my friend is an idiot and I don't even think he realizes what he's doing.

Ok lets also keep in mind all the while my friend is driving extremely slow. I mean slow I was getting so frustrated in the back at what in the hell this guy was doing. So anway we're driving back this way again and we pass the guy on the bike again cause he was following us, he turns around and follows us again. (keep in mind we're on the opposite side of the street as him, and this is now a fairly busy road). Well we approach the stop sign again and the guy stops on the corner kiddie corner to us, hops off his bike and starts to pull something out of his backpack and he's looking at us and smiling. I have no idea if this guy is pulling out a gun or a cellphone to call the cops (why?) or gonna write down my friends license plate or what. It was wierd.

So anyway we're finally able to finally ditch the guy but I think he got my friends license plate and is going to find his address somehow and go murder him in his sleep.

I will provide a photoshop sketch in a few minutes

 

[bmacd]

*Unofficial Cliffs Notes*:

Him and his friend were driving. They inadvertantly cut off a bicyclist. He follows them closely. They drive around. Bicyclist regains chase. They stop again at intersection. Bicyclist possibly copies down license plate. Driver and friends now fear for life.

-=bmacd=-

 

[amnesiac]

What a fruitcake.
I nearly got hit a few days ago by some stupid biatch who apparently didn't think I counted as a valid obstacle in a crosswalk, but I didn't start stalking her.
Oh, and kick your friend in the nads for being a stupid idiot , and steal his drivers license. There are already too many stupid slow drivers on the road. You drive next time.

 

[dakata24]

lol! your friend needs to learn how to drive...

 

[DaiShan]

WTF? You guys have no balls, I would have let him catch me, 3 of you against a friggin bicyclist? 10 to 1 when he gets to you he just keeps on goin, not even slowing down, see when you run, you give him the power to chase you, if you let him catch you, he looks like a punk when he rides off in his gay little suit. Just my thoughts though...

 

[SHoddyCOmp]

Originally posted by: bmacd
*Unofficial Cliffs Notes*:

Him and his friend were driving. They inadvertantly cut off a bicyclist. He follows them closely. They drive around. Bicyclist regains chase. They stop again at intersection. Bicyclist possibly copies down license plate. Driver and friends now fear for life.

-=bmacd=-

wow, that helped!

BTW, the friend sounds like a complete idiot.

 

[apoppin]

The bicyclists are getting more aggressive.

One b!tch (there is no other word I can think of that doesn't fit here) on a bike passed me and a friend who were parked and changing our wet suits with the card doors half-opened, screaming curses "shut the #u$king door, @55h07es" as she sped past (of course the doors were already open and she didn't have to deal with any traffic.

I never worry about bicyclists other than to give them extra room and a little courtesy. Chase me, haha, what are they going to do when they catch up - hurt me with curses? Unless they are carrying a weapon, I wouldn't worry.

 

[Alienwho]

Well it was hilarious. My friend who was up in the front (hardass) was cracking up and giving the guy on the bike thumbs up signs and stuff. Oh and I wouldn't have a problem pulling over but the guy had to be a psycho, he saw 3 punkass teenagers in a car and he's chasing them? wtf? the guy had to be mentally deranged or have a gun.

by the way here is my sketch haha stuff

 

[Bluefront]

Funny story....Ha, ha. Some years ago, three morons in a van threw water on me riding my bike. I chased them for a mile or so, caught them at a lite, in traffic. The jerks were so scared, they locked all the doors. I kicked a big dent in the passenger door (he threw the water). They sped off like i had a gun or something.

Moral: Dont mess with crazy people on bikes.

 

[apoppin]

Originally posted by: Bluefront
Funny story....Ha, ha. Some years ago, three morons in a van threw water on me riding my bike. I chased them for a mile or so, caught them at a lite, in traffic. The jerks were so scared, they locked all the doors. I kicked a big dent in the passenger door (he threw the water). They sped off like i had a gun or something.

Moral: Dont mess with crazy people on bikes.

I think you just could be lucky as well as stupid. If you kicked a big dent in someone's door as crazy as yourself, you just might 'accidently' get run over.

Real Moral: Dont mess with (crazy) people (period)

 

[Adul]

what did i learn

1. your friend is an idiot.
2. the bicyclist is an idiot.
3. Idiots shouldn't ride or bike.

 

[brtspears2]

It was critical mass day yesterday....info here

But anyways, just watch out for bikes, they share the road. They cant use the sidewalks since the police like to ticket on that, which sucks. I feel the main reason more people dont ride bikes is that it is too dangerous. No bike lanes, motorists dont yield.

 

[outriding]

actually in michigan a cyclist is considered a vehicle so you have to give them the same rights as another car. when you pass a cyclist you are suspose to give them 2 feet when you pass.

 

[StattlichPassat]

...your friend couldn't outrun a dude on a bike?? :Q

 

[C'DaleRider]

WTF? You guys have no balls, I would have let him catch me, 3 of you against a friggin bicyclist? 10 to 1 when he gets to you he just keeps on goin, not even slowing down, see when you run, you give him the power to chase you, if you let him catch you, he looks like a punk when he rides off in his gay little suit. Just my thoughts though...

Yeah, right. Well, hate to tell you but not all cyclists are punks. I'd like to see your face if you piss off one of my cycling buds......he's an ex-NFL defensive middle linebacker.........he just loves riding down punk drivers who show no common courtesy. Scares the crap out of the punks when that "guy in the gay little suit", all 6' 5", 260 pounds of him, unwinds from his "gay little bike" and leans over that quaking, sweating punk, gay, little driver.
Damned funny!

 

[absolutiza]

Originally posted by: bmacd
*Unofficial Cliffs Notes*:

Him and his friend were driving. They inadvertantly cut off a bicyclist. He follows them closely. They drive around. Bicyclist regains chase. They stop again at intersection. Bicyclist possibly copies down license plate. Driver and friends now fear for life.

-=bmacd=-

thank you! christ, that was too long...

 

[Bluefront]

Look if you're a punk in a car messing with a cyclist, you need to be taught a lesson. The punks I rode down probably pissed their pants when I caught them. I go 6'5', 250 or so. On a bike maybe I didn't look that big. I consider it my duty to repay dirty pranks in kind. I'm pretty sure those three never messed with bikes after that.

 

[DaiShan]

Originally posted by: C'DaleRider

WTF? You guys have no balls, I would have let him catch me, 3 of you against a friggin bicyclist? 10 to 1 when he gets to you he just keeps on goin, not even slowing down, see when you run, you give him the power to chase you, if you let him catch you, he looks like a punk when he rides off in his gay little suit. Just my thoughts though...

Yeah, right. Well, hate to tell you but not all cyclists are punks. I'd like to see your face if you piss off one of my cycling buds......he's an ex-NFL defensive middle linebacker.........he just loves riding down punk drivers who show no common courtesy. Scares the crap out of the punks when that "guy in the gay little suit", all 6' 5", 260 pounds of him, unwinds from his "gay little bike" and leans over that quaking, sweating punk, gay, little driver.
Damned funny!

Hate to break it to you, but he is gonna have to get past three guys with baseball bats, and I have a machete? You think your friend would like to come up on me in traffic when 3 of us get out with weapons? You honestly think he is gonna start something when he is outnumbered 3 to 1 with 3 18 year olds armed, one of them with a machete? I doubt it, if he does he is really stupid.

 

[oLLie]

Originally posted by: DaiShan

Originally posted by: C'DaleRider

WTF? You guys have no balls, I would have let him catch me, 3 of you against a friggin bicyclist? 10 to 1 when he gets to you he just keeps on goin, not even slowing down, see when you run, you give him the power to chase you, if you let him catch you, he looks like a punk when he rides off in his gay little suit. Just my thoughts though...

Yeah, right. Well, hate to tell you but not all cyclists are punks. I'd like to see your face if you piss off one of my cycling buds......he's an ex-NFL defensive middle linebacker.........he just loves riding down punk drivers who show no common courtesy. Scares the crap out of the punks when that "guy in the gay little suit", all 6' 5", 260 pounds of him, unwinds from his "gay little bike" and leans over that quaking, sweating punk, gay, little driver.
Damned funny!

Hate to break it to you, but he is gonna have to get past three guys with baseball bats, and I have a machete? You think your friend would like to come up on me in traffic when 3 of us get out with weapons? You honestly think he is gonna start something when he is outnumbered 3 to 1 with 3 18 year olds armed, one of them with a machete? I doubt it, if he does he is really stupid.

Well he did say his cycling buddy was an NFL linebacker ...
I agree with your original post DaiShan