The Swash - Ultimate Toilet Accessory

[aphex]

Am i a freak for wanting the Swash 600?

http://www.brondell.com/Swash-600-400.php4

 

[Viper GTS]

Hell no we Americans are way behind in toilet technology.

[EDIT]Though if you own your home do it right & replace the toilet.[/EDIT]

Viper GTS

 

[Kobota]

why does the remote have an alarm? taking naps on the toilet? and how does it wake you up:Q

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: Kobota
why does the remote have an alarm? taking naps on the toilet? and how does it wake you up:Q

Probably for people who are prone to getting stuck in a seated position.

(read: the elderly)

Viper GTS

 

[myusername]

I want to get those wet-wipe things but I am too embarassed.
Which is weird when you consider what I bought at the adult novelty shop recently without even blushing :Q

 

[Riceball]

Mark Cuban the owner of the dallas mavericks is an investor in the swash.

Just shower after number 2 and your good to go.

 

[bonkers325]

thats one hell of a toilet seat... does it wipe for you too?

 

[richardycc]

dude, you are getting a brondell...

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: myusername
I want to get those wet-wipe things but I am too embarassed.
Which is weird when you consider what I bought at the adult novelty shop recently without even blushing :Q

Too much info.

 

[myusername]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: myusername
I want to get those wet-wipe things but I am too embarassed.
Which is weird when you consider what I bought at the adult novelty shop recently without even blushing :Q

Too much info.

Hm. If the only one I amuse is myself, does that mean I am masturbating?

 

[Xylitol]

Well for the people rich enough to afford that thing
The rest of us just use toilet paper thank you very much

 

[Malfeas]

Originally posted by: Riceball
Mark Cuban the owner of the dallas mavericks is an investor in the swash.

Just shower after number 2 and your good to go.

I wouldn't say he invented it. These are quite common in Europe and in Asia, I've haven't ever been to a hotel that didn't have a toilet like that.

EDIT: my bad, I reread, you wrote invested, not invented.

 

[Rubycon]

Ok this is really turning into a rather brown discussion. Move it to P&N please.

 

[Viper GTS]

Originally posted by: Xylitol
Well for the people rich enough to afford that thing
The rest of us just use toilet paper thank you very much

Some of us like having a clean ass, & are willing to pay for it.

That's actually cheap compared to a full blown bidet.

Viper GTS

 

[Xylitol]

Originally posted by: Viper GTS

Originally posted by: Xylitol
Well for the people rich enough to afford that thing
The rest of us just use toilet paper thank you very much

Some of us like having a clean ass, & are willing to pay for it.

That's actually cheap compared to a full blown bidet.

Viper GTS

We like to wash our toilet paper in water and then whipe our ass
And then dry it with the dry toilet paper
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[Zanix]

Originally posted by: myusername

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: myusername
I want to get those wet-wipe things but I am too embarassed.
Which is weird when you consider what I bought at the adult novelty shop recently without even blushing :Q

Too much info.

Hm. If the only one I amuse is myself, does that mean I am masturbating?

Not anymore.