Alright, so I've been reading through the threads lately, and I wanted to make a thread that everyone could particpate in.
I was kicking back a few of my favorite alcoholic drinks the other day (of which I can handle) and noticed how big my size 12 feet are. I'm mean they are HUGE in comparison to everything else on my body except..., we'll you know. In fact, I'm wondering if the only reason my girlfriend is with me is because of my big feet. I mean, all she ever wants to do anymore is take off my shoes!
Anyway, about my girlfriend. I think she's evil, but I'm not sure. She likes my money and all, but I like it when she is hot, so aren't we both shallow? I don't know. I had another girlfriend once, who was an atheist and voted for Bush
, who told me we should just be friends, but then she started dating a guy with a ricer. I couldn't believe it. She just wanted the status of a V-tech and a spoiler. But I'm rambling now.
I guess the real point is that I love ATOT because I can always switch over here when I should be working and see whats going on. Everybody is always bi-polar all of the time (me included). They're happy and sad, open-minded and closed-minded, intelligent and stupid, all in the same posts. I love ATOT because we're just like the rest of the world I hate.
/my attempt at off-beat humor is now over... until someone posts
I was kicking back a few of my favorite alcoholic drinks the other day (of which I can handle) and noticed how big my size 12 feet are. I'm mean they are HUGE in comparison to everything else on my body except..., we'll you know. In fact, I'm wondering if the only reason my girlfriend is with me is because of my big feet. I mean, all she ever wants to do anymore is take off my shoes!
Anyway, about my girlfriend. I think she's evil, but I'm not sure. She likes my money and all, but I like it when she is hot, so aren't we both shallow? I don't know. I had another girlfriend once, who was an atheist and voted for Bush
, who told me we should just be friends, but then she started dating a guy with a ricer. I couldn't believe it. She just wanted the status of a V-tech and a spoiler. But I'm rambling now.I guess the real point is that I love ATOT because I can always switch over here when I should be working and see whats going on. Everybody is always bi-polar all of the time (me included). They're happy and sad, open-minded and closed-minded, intelligent and stupid, all in the same posts. I love ATOT because we're just like the rest of the world I hate.
/my attempt at off-beat humor is now over... until someone posts
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