The Stupidest Crimes Ever Committed

[duba]

Nothing is funnier than a stupid criminal.
How about the burglar who falls asleep on the bed, in the house, with the couple whose house he is robbing?!?! On Court TV?s new show The Smoking Gun which will air on Monday and Tuesday night at 10:30pm EST, they document the criminally challenged as well as other entertaining truths.

Come on ya?ll don?t keep all your funny stories to yourselves, share?

 

[her209]

I heard the one where the guy applied for a job just before he decided to rob the place.

 

[Leetman]

Is this a shameless plug? =D

 

[HappyPuppy]

Welcome to AT, duba.

Now, pics, vids or ban. You can't just refer to something without a link.

 

[rudeguy]

who were you before you were banned?

 

[Nitemare]

Shooting the President to impress Jodie Foster has to be right up there

 

[Sophia]

A man broke into a glue factory. He turned off the industrial fans to get high from the fumes. Long story short, the police found him glued to the floor.

 

[duba]

Originally posted by: GoodDad
who were you before you were banned?

HUH?

 

[NuclearNed]

duba == CourtTV plant

 

[rh71]

many dudes have tried to leave a place after robbing it... trying to push a pull door... many times unsuccessfully...

 

[duba]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
Welcome to AT, duba.

Now, pics, vids or ban. You can't just refer to something without a link.

Roger,
Link

 

[duba]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
duba == CourtTV plant

NuclearNed==Hater

 

[Gurck]

There was a guy who robbed a liquor store of both liquor and cash... and produced photo ID when the clerk said he didn't think the guy was old enough to drink. Needless to say, the clerk memorized the name and called the police when he left, who quickly arrested him :Q

 

[NuclearNed]

Originally posted by: duba

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
duba == CourtTV plant

NuclearNed==Hater

BWAAHAHAHA. You'll probably do ok here, kid.

 

[kranky]

Or the guy who wrote his holdup note to the bank on the back of his own deposit slip.

 

[PanzerIV]

Or the countless retards who have dropped their OWN wallet while fleeing the crime scene. I think somebody just posted such a story last week in here.

 

[booger711]

or how about the security guy who robbed his own company while wearing his uniform/ID with a paper bag over his head? o by the way, he forgot to cut out eyeholes

 

[DrPizza]

How many of the stupid crimes we've heard about are just urban legends? I have some pretty strong doubts about more than a few of them...

 

[gentobu]

How about the guy who stole a white mustang and sold it on ebay