The streets will run with the blood of the person responsible for this!!!!

shiner

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Apparently someone ran the office coffee club out of coffee and failed to purchase more. So here I and a few others sit wondering where we are going to get our morning fix from. Maybe I'll just walk across the street and buy some crack from the guy in the alley behind the YMCA.

Whoever used the last of the coffee I will find you and when I do you will finally know what your small intestine looks like up close. We have rules you know....the two most important being:

1. If you use the last of the coffee you must replace it with a new can.
2. There is no sex in the champagne room
 

shiner

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Originally posted by: Roger
Cry over this
Due to your blatant disregard for the music of KISS and now this uncalled for coffee taunting you must be punished. For your crimes I sentence you to 2 hours alone in a room with LordJezo while listening to Wham's greatest hits!!!

 

DnetMHZ

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Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: Roger
Cry over this
Due to your blatant disregard for the music of KISS and now this uncalled for coffee taunting you must be punished. For your crimes I sentence you to 2 hours alone in a room with LordJezo while listening to Wham's greatest hits!!!

a fate worse than death :Q
 

HA-HA, I'm cranking AC/DC and having a steaming hot cup of Java, you should be jealous :p
 

Nohr

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Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: Roger
Cry over this
Due to your blatant disregard for the music of KISS and now this uncalled for coffee taunting you must be punished. For your crimes I sentence you to 2 hours alone in a room with LordJezo while listening to Wham's greatest hits!!!
Could it beee..... SATAN!?!!?
 

LordJezo

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Originally posted by: dnetmhz
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: Roger
Cry over this
Due to your blatant disregard for the music of KISS and now this uncalled for coffee taunting you must be punished. For your crimes I sentence you to 2 hours alone in a room with LordJezo while listening to Wham's greatest hits!!!

a fate worse than death :Q

Hey now.. might be fun!
 

Get the hell of my leg LordZero. (Looking for my baseball bat with rusty nails sticking out of it)
 

DnetMHZ

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Originally posted by: LordJezo
Originally posted by: dnetmhz
Originally posted by: shinerburke
Originally posted by: Roger
Cry over this
Due to your blatant disregard for the music of KISS and now this uncalled for coffee taunting you must be punished. For your crimes I sentence you to 2 hours alone in a room with LordJezo while listening to Wham's greatest hits!!!

a fate worse than death :Q

Hey now.. might be fun!

for who?
 

Regs

Lifer
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O dude that is aweful. Lunch time is only a few short..... few hours away ! Treat youself to a tripple expresso moca whatever.
 

shiner

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I am cursed to be without coffee this morning....went down to the cafeteria in the building and their machine is broken. AHHH!!!! So then it's down to the break room where the vending machines are....decided to bite the bullet and try some vending machine coffee....big mistake....not only was it barely warm....it also tasted like pencil shavings.

I'm thinking of putting together an expedition to one of the other floors to liberate some coffee......
 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: shinerburke

Whoever used the last of the coffee I will find you and when I do you will finally know what your small intestine looks like up close.

This is why coffee is bad. Very bad.
 

Regs

Lifer
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Originally posted by: shinerburke
I am cursed to be without coffee this morning....went down to the cafeteria in the building and their machine is broken. AHHH!!!! So then it's down to the break room where the vending machines are....decided to bite the bullet and try some vending machine coffee....big mistake....not only was it barely warm....it also tasted like pencil shavings.
I'm thinking of putting together an expedition to one of the other floors to liberate some coffee......

Hah, so sorry. We should start a fundraiser for unfortunate coffee lovers.

*Paypals 5 Dollars

 

ohtwell

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At a time like that I would be glad that I don't drink coffee and am not affected by the loss! ;):D


: ) Amanda
 

amnesiac

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Originally posted by: Roger
HA-HA, I'm cranking AC/DC and having a steaming hot cup of Java, you should be jealous :p

You love AC/DC but hate KISS? Strange.

What is your opinion on Queen?
 

amnesiac

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Originally posted by: shinerburke
I am cursed to be without coffee this morning....went down to the cafeteria in the building and their machine is broken. AHHH!!!! So then it's down to the break room where the vending machines are....decided to bite the bullet and try some vending machine coffee....big mistake....not only was it barely warm....it also tasted like pencil shavings.

I'm thinking of putting together an expedition to one of the other floors to liberate some coffee......


Good to hear that someone else thinks cheap coffee tastes like ground up pencil. I thought I just had wacky taste buds. BLAHRGHHG.

I have to stick to decaf for another few days to rid myself of my stupid caffeine addiction.