The Strawberry Festival

[jonnyGURU]

If you can build up your tolerance against rednecks and inbreds... going to the Strawberry Festival is a great Florida attraction. Cord Dogs... Cheese Fries... Mmmm...

If you Floridians buy Strawberries at the supermarket during this time of year, you are a...

M - O - R - O - N

I don't even like strawberries, yet I'm on my third Strawberry shortcake (strawberries + shortcake + way loads of Reddi Whip) since I've come home.

I think next year I'll buy some flats to ship to my less fortunate internet buddies.

 

[Zorro]

Went Saturday for the livestock show. Was great but damn hot.

 

[Spikesoldier]

<< Cord Dogs >>



mmmmmm....

 

[glen]

I have 50 strawberry plants in my house

 

[jonnyGURU]

<< I have 50 strawberry plants in my house >>



Well then I guess you're not buying sttrawberries at the store either!

50 strawberry plants? Christ! You a farmer or something?

 

[spankyj]

I went too.. Got sick as crap from their "Circle of Death" ride. Oh....circle of death...keep thy evil grasps away.

 

[glen]

NO, 50 plants is not much.
A hanging Strawberry bag will hold 10 plants.
I have 5 bags.

 

[gooseman]

Send me some please!

 

[dirtboy]

mmmmmm....strawberries

 

[yakko]

I stopped going to that and the State Fair when I was in my early teens.


What the hell is a cord dog?

 

[Qacer]

Heck ya! They have the best strawberries there. I remember one time I went to the festival I saw Steve Forbes and Jack Kemp campaigning for the presidential election. Hot damn! Steve Forbes has got some good looking daughters.

Yumm... strawberries.. You're making me hungry now..

 

[MajesticMoose]

Never had one but i'm pretty sure that a corn dog is a hot dog fried in cornmeal.

 

[loup garou]

Sorry, there can be only one true strawberry festival.
Trust me, Louisiana OWNS festivals. There are over 400/year (yes, more festivals than there are days in the year ).