Eh, kind of. In this IM coversation (edited a bit), I tell an improvised story of his life. It's all from the top of my head, and had to make stuff as I went along, but alas, I felt like sharing it 
Dctr T MD: There's a guy, his name was Bret
Dctr T MD: Now Bret worked in a big company, followed by many
Dctr T MD: For a decade he created a long lasting legacy
Dctr T MD: and gained much respect from his workers, and those around him
Dctr T MD: He did everything he was told, and always obeyed his boss
Dctr T MD: At one point he decided to take a break, a 6-month break
Dctr T MD: and during this break, a new guy came along...Steve
Dctr T MD: Steve was evil, yet he was brilliant
Dctr T MD: He won the appreciation of the people around him, but his intentions weren't good
Dctr T MD: So when Bret came back, he was still the #1 guy, but Steve was edging up to him
Dctr T MD: But Steve, being as EVIL~! that he was
Dctr T MD: wanted to ruin Bret's legacy
Dctr T MD: and convinced all the people around them, that Bret was the evil one
Dctr T MD: and so when Bret came back, he saw a world around him, change
Dctr T MD: the business style had changed, the people had changed
Dctr T MD: Steve would even attack Bret from behind when no one was looking
Dctr T MD: and Bret would retaliate
Dctr T MD: but it ended up that he got in trouble
Dctr T MD: Then eventually the two would fight
Dctr T MD: for pride
Dctr T MD: Bret had all this adrenaline in him, and just attacked Steve like an animal
Dctr T MD: He bloodied and bruised Steve up so badly that others thought he should've stopped
Dctr T MD: but he didn't
Dctr T MD: Even when Steve lay there helplessly, he continued
Dctr T MD: Even when Steve passed out from all the pain, he continued
Dctr T MD: And from that day on, Bret was looked upon as a cold heartless beater
Dctr T MD: it was just that one moment
Dctr T MD: Bret couldn't take it anymore
Dctr T MD: he had held off his attack on Steve
Dctr T MD: but that one day, he snapped
Dctr T MD: He probably shouldn't have..but what he did was no worse than that Steve did
Dctr T MD: After the match Bret realized what he did was wrong
Dctr T MD: but those around him had all sided 100% with Steve, and wouldn't listen to a word Bret said
Dctr T MD: No matter how much apologizing he did, or how nicely he acted, the bad rep would stick to him
Dctr T MD: so Bret continued working
Dctr T MD: as the bad guy
Dctr T MD: and Steve was the good guy
Dctr T MD: Now the boss eventually approached Bret..
Dctr T MD: and lied to him by saying, "You know...
Dctr T MD: you've been really good to us, but I don't think I have anymore room in my budget to hire you"
Dctr T MD: "So what I'll do is let you go first"
Dctr T MD: "You've been really important, and I want to to find a job before I let anyone else go"
Dctr T MD: Obviously he had meant, I don't like you anymore, get out
Dctr T MD: But Bret loved his boss
Dctr T MD: and actually believed him
Dctr T MD: he couldn't believe that his boss would lie
Dctr T MD: so he said, "Okay, thanks, you're the greatest"
Dctr T MD: And so Bret went and found a job elsewhere
Dctr T MD: And so, on Bret's last day, he wanted to make it special
Dctr T MD: He would work super hard, and go out and try to look good
Dctr T MD: He would even congratulate Steve on his hard work
Dctr T MD: something he REALLY didn't want to do
Dctr T MD: But alas, he did
Dctr T MD: BUT
Dctr T MD: The boss and Steve had set him up
Dctr T MD: Bret had learned about the lies, and as always, Bret would attack them and be made the bad guy
Dctr T MD: And so Bret left on bad terms
Dctr T MD: He went to the new company, where nothing was the same
Dctr T MD: He was used badly, they made him do dumb stuff
Dctr T MD: etc.
Dctr T MD: However, he continued on
Dctr T MD: During this time, Bret's brother Owen was still working for hte other place
Dctr T MD: in a tragic accident, he died working
Dctr T MD: It was Vince's fault, but he wouldn't completley admit it
Dctr T MD: in addition to that, he ordered everyone to continue working that day, and claimed, that's what Owen would want
Dctr T MD: this added to the toll of Bret's life
Dctr T MD: Even so, he still worked, despite his dead brother and dead-end job
Dctr T MD: Eventually he would be hurt by a coworker so badly, he got a concussion
Dctr T MD: it wasn't diagnosed at first, so he continued working
Dctr T MD: he would get about 6 concussions in the span of a week
Dctr T MD: when he went to his doctors, it was too late
Dctr T MD: He had suffered a bit of permanant brain damage and would live his life with headaches
Dctr T MD: He is forced to retire, and looks back at the times with sorrow: he has no more job, no more fans, and the migraines he gets on a semi-daily will be a symbol of his hardship.
Dctr T MD: He would learn all his hard work in the past was for nothing, although the few people out there who know his story do feel for him.
Dctr T MD: The end
Dctr T MD: There's a guy, his name was Bret
Dctr T MD: Now Bret worked in a big company, followed by many
Dctr T MD: For a decade he created a long lasting legacy
Dctr T MD: and gained much respect from his workers, and those around him
Dctr T MD: He did everything he was told, and always obeyed his boss
Dctr T MD: At one point he decided to take a break, a 6-month break
Dctr T MD: and during this break, a new guy came along...Steve
Dctr T MD: Steve was evil, yet he was brilliant
Dctr T MD: He won the appreciation of the people around him, but his intentions weren't good
Dctr T MD: So when Bret came back, he was still the #1 guy, but Steve was edging up to him
Dctr T MD: But Steve, being as EVIL~! that he was
Dctr T MD: wanted to ruin Bret's legacy
Dctr T MD: and convinced all the people around them, that Bret was the evil one
Dctr T MD: and so when Bret came back, he saw a world around him, change
Dctr T MD: the business style had changed, the people had changed
Dctr T MD: Steve would even attack Bret from behind when no one was looking
Dctr T MD: and Bret would retaliate
Dctr T MD: but it ended up that he got in trouble
Dctr T MD: Then eventually the two would fight
Dctr T MD: for pride
Dctr T MD: Bret had all this adrenaline in him, and just attacked Steve like an animal
Dctr T MD: He bloodied and bruised Steve up so badly that others thought he should've stopped
Dctr T MD: but he didn't
Dctr T MD: Even when Steve lay there helplessly, he continued
Dctr T MD: Even when Steve passed out from all the pain, he continued
Dctr T MD: And from that day on, Bret was looked upon as a cold heartless beater
Dctr T MD: it was just that one moment
Dctr T MD: Bret couldn't take it anymore
Dctr T MD: he had held off his attack on Steve
Dctr T MD: but that one day, he snapped
Dctr T MD: He probably shouldn't have..but what he did was no worse than that Steve did
Dctr T MD: After the match Bret realized what he did was wrong
Dctr T MD: but those around him had all sided 100% with Steve, and wouldn't listen to a word Bret said
Dctr T MD: No matter how much apologizing he did, or how nicely he acted, the bad rep would stick to him
Dctr T MD: so Bret continued working
Dctr T MD: as the bad guy
Dctr T MD: and Steve was the good guy
Dctr T MD: Now the boss eventually approached Bret..
Dctr T MD: and lied to him by saying, "You know...
Dctr T MD: you've been really good to us, but I don't think I have anymore room in my budget to hire you"
Dctr T MD: "So what I'll do is let you go first"
Dctr T MD: "You've been really important, and I want to to find a job before I let anyone else go"
Dctr T MD: Obviously he had meant, I don't like you anymore, get out
Dctr T MD: But Bret loved his boss
Dctr T MD: and actually believed him
Dctr T MD: he couldn't believe that his boss would lie
Dctr T MD: so he said, "Okay, thanks, you're the greatest"
Dctr T MD: And so Bret went and found a job elsewhere
Dctr T MD: And so, on Bret's last day, he wanted to make it special
Dctr T MD: He would work super hard, and go out and try to look good
Dctr T MD: He would even congratulate Steve on his hard work
Dctr T MD: something he REALLY didn't want to do
Dctr T MD: But alas, he did
Dctr T MD: BUT
Dctr T MD: The boss and Steve had set him up
Dctr T MD: Bret had learned about the lies, and as always, Bret would attack them and be made the bad guy
Dctr T MD: And so Bret left on bad terms
Dctr T MD: He went to the new company, where nothing was the same
Dctr T MD: He was used badly, they made him do dumb stuff
Dctr T MD: etc.
Dctr T MD: However, he continued on
Dctr T MD: During this time, Bret's brother Owen was still working for hte other place
Dctr T MD: in a tragic accident, he died working
Dctr T MD: It was Vince's fault, but he wouldn't completley admit it
Dctr T MD: in addition to that, he ordered everyone to continue working that day, and claimed, that's what Owen would want
Dctr T MD: this added to the toll of Bret's life
Dctr T MD: Even so, he still worked, despite his dead brother and dead-end job
Dctr T MD: Eventually he would be hurt by a coworker so badly, he got a concussion
Dctr T MD: it wasn't diagnosed at first, so he continued working
Dctr T MD: he would get about 6 concussions in the span of a week
Dctr T MD: when he went to his doctors, it was too late
Dctr T MD: He had suffered a bit of permanant brain damage and would live his life with headaches
Dctr T MD: He is forced to retire, and looks back at the times with sorrow: he has no more job, no more fans, and the migraines he gets on a semi-daily will be a symbol of his hardship.
Dctr T MD: He would learn all his hard work in the past was for nothing, although the few people out there who know his story do feel for him.
Dctr T MD: The end
Facebook
Twitter