The story of a Chromecast, Anynet, and porn.

[Perknose]

Can ferrets be transexaul? And why does it matter if they are from Germany?

Noob.

German ferrets are the filthiest, most depraved ferrets in the whole goddamn world. Everyone knows this.

The worst of the most depraved rodents the underbrush has ever seen. Who can forget that horrific incident of 15 years ago, only solved when NYPD investigators came across those tiny stained lederhosen amid a miasma of inch-long sex toys?

 

[Belegost]

Noob.



The worst of the most depraved rodents the underbrush has ever seen. Who can forget that horrific incident of 15 years ago, only solved when NYPD investigators came across those tiny stained lederhosen amid a miasma of inch-long sex toys?

Thank you for cropping that image, a little lower and it would have been VERY NSFW. =)

 

[Raduque]

Does the Chromecast not confirm a request to stream it video?

 

[zinfamous]

lol.

I thought this was going to be an update to the movie file that your daughter downloaded, inciting a C&D from Comcast.


...any update on that, btw?

 

[master_shake_]

meh it's all good he's practicing for the big game.

 

[pete6032]

How old is he and did you punish him or just laugh?

 

[eldorado99]

ahahahaha great OP. Did your son turn 900 shades of red?

 

[Stopsignhank]

Also, after numerous reviews, my son has good taste in porn.

FIN

Don't you just love a proud poppa?!

 

[Fritzo]

Does the Chromecast not confirm a request to stream it video?

Not in this case it didn't D:

How old is he and did you punish him or just laugh?

He's 14. When I was a kid, something like finding a Hustler magazine in your room was punishable by stoning. These days...eh....boys play with their junk. Hell, I still play with my junk. The minute the whole world admits they play with their junk is the minute we can achieve world peace.

 

[Perknose]

The minute the whole world admits they play with their junk is the minute we can achieve world peace.

Or whirled piece, aka meatspin. :biggrin:

 

[Fenixgoon]

the punch line delivered!

 

[KlokWyze]

lol

awkward breakfast the next day maybe

 

[zinfamous]

The minute the whole world admits they play with their junk is the minute we can achieve world peace.

Or whirled piece, aka meatspin. :biggrin:

This....this is just...

thank you sir.


thank you, both of you.

 

[Leros]

You should have just turned up the volume really loud and it let play is long as possible.

 

[SunburstLP]

So much victory in this thread. Thank you champions of the Internet.

 

[twinrider1]

Once upon a time last Saturday, we were all lazing around our TV watching watching black and white movies from days of yore. My wife and I were enjoying how tough guys in those days would always end their sentences with "see???", and how phrases like "big palooka" and "lunkhead" made you look cool and sophisticated.

We watched intently as Robert Mitchum was about to smack yet another woman across the face for talking back to him when my son got up and nonchalantly meandered up to his room.

My wife and I continue our movie watching, when suddenly "Anynet" flashes on the TV screen, our Chromecast is engaged, and then a full on no-holds-barred-gang-bang is flashed in front of our faces. A 60" 120Hz screen filled with penises and vaginas produced a rare occurrence of the non-comedy movie group spit-take. (I really wish we were being recorded as I think there have only been 6 in documented history).

As I scrambled for the remote, shocked as to what was happening, it hit me that my son has an iPad and he left the room. I went up and pounded on his door, which resulted in sounds I can only describe as similar to those made by meth dealers when the swat team starts breaking through windows...

FIN

And by scrambled you mean sat staring in a hypnotized haze until your wife hit you with a pillow

 

[Paratus]

If the OP was spiderman:

 

[Printer Bandit]

OP's son

 

[Howard]

Did you get some yourself?

 

[WhoBeDaPlaya]

which resulted in sounds I can only describe as similar to those made by meth dealers when the swat team starts breaking through windows.

LMAO! :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

 

[Sho'Nuff]

HAHAHAHAHAH! Funniest thing I have read in a while.

And FU perknose for bringing up meatspin. That is something that, once seen, cannot be unseen.

 

[JumBie]

Yo why would you cock block him?

 

[WelshBloke]

He's 14. When I was a kid, something like finding a Hustler magazine in your room was punishable by stoning. These days...eh....boys play with their junk. Hell, I still play with my junk. The minute the whole world admits they play with their junk is the minute we can achieve world peace.

Yeah, you're a pretty fucking cool guy. :thumbsup:

 

[slag]

I think this happens more than most people think.

 

[PricklyPete]

I don't think I'm ready for this part of parenting...awesome story.