The stages of success in life...

NikPreviousAcct

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At age 4 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . having friends.
At age 16 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 20 success is . . . having sex.
At age 35 success is . . . having money.
At age 50 success is . . . having money.
At age 60 success is . . . having sex.
At age 70 success is . . . having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . . . having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . not peeing in your pants.
 

NikPreviousAcct

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incase anyone missed my sig,

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE
You believe in Santa Claus
You don't believe in Santa Claus
You are Santa Claus
You look like Santa Claus
 

Legendary

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Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
incase anyone missed my sig,

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE
You believe in Santa Claus
You don't believe in Santa Claus
You are Santa Claus
You look like Santa Claus

I like this one better.
 

NikPreviousAcct

No Lifer
Aug 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: Legendary
Originally posted by: ffmcobalt
incase anyone missed my sig,

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE
You believe in Santa Claus
You don't believe in Santa Claus
You are Santa Claus
You look like Santa Claus

I like this one better.

They're not funny.

nik