The solution to every YAGT....

[Compudork]

So, you've made some painfully long post on ATOT about this girl you're seeing/want to see/"twitched your weener" on. Embracing the anonymity of the internet, you've gone into explicit (and often painful) detail about the situation and your opinions and deepest emotions on the matter. Here's what you do:

1. Print out the post you've made.
2. Find girl.
3. Stop being a coward, and read what you wrote to her face. (if you're skywalker, tell her to stick out her left hand and put the printout in it)
4. Resolve the issue or get rejected. If it's the latter, you're no worse off. You can concentrate your energy and financial resources on strippers.

If you don't believe me, try it.

 

[neegotiator]

:thumbsup::beer:

 

[andylawcc]

Originally posted by: neegotiator
:thumbsup::beer:

 

[spidey07]

but, but, what if I'm in love with a stripper.

I can't have her because then it would be "dirty" and ruin the wonderful friendship we have. I can talk to her about anything and she still talks to me (as long as I have money, that's a little strange don't you think?)

She tells me that I'm the guy for her and that the others mean nothing. That's what I really love about her. She's so honest.

I know she really loves me.

 

[Blazin Trav]

If you consider the fact that they posted it on the internet... they probably dont have the balls to do what you suggest either.

 

[JRich]

I thought alcohol solved most YAGT situations 🙂

 

[thehstrybean]

QFT

 

[maziwanka]

Originally posted by: neegotiator
:thumbsup::beer:

amen brother. but im a pansy

 

[EyeMWing]

Agreed. These days, when I write a YAGT (it never actually gets posted), it's just a form for me to organize my thoughts and emotions into a format that a human can understand, rather than the random gibberish that would result if I just spoke as it came to me.

 

[gooseman]

I vote for Compudork to have his own title, "YAGT Guru"

 

[MBentz]

Originally posted by: gooseman
I vote for Compudork to have his own title, "YAGT Guru"

I vote for the male population to stop being such pansies.

 

[Viperoni]

Originally posted by: MBentz

Originally posted by: gooseman
I vote for Compudork to have his own title, "YAGT Guru"

I vote for the male population to stop being such pansies.

I vote for them to become even more pansy-ish, more women for the (fewer) men who aren't.

 

[Paratus]

TTIWWP

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: spidey07
but, but, what if I'm in love with a stripper.

I can't have her because then it would be "dirty" and ruin the wonderful friendship we have. I can talk to her about anything and she still talks to me (as long as I have money, that's a little strange don't you think?)

She tells me that I'm the guy for her and that the others mean nothing. That's what I really love about her. She's so honest.

I know she really loves me.

:music:I'm in love with a stripper:music:

 

[Dragoon42]

Originally posted by: Viperoni

Originally posted by: MBentz

Originally posted by: gooseman
I vote for Compudork to have his own title, "YAGT Guru"

I vote for the male population to stop being such pansies.

I vote for them to become even more pansy-ish, more women for the (fewer) men who aren't.

there's already plenty, no more pls

 

[NaOH]

You forgot to mention that this plan also works on cousins.