The solicitors are out in full force.

[Vic Vega]

Q: Would you like your gutters cleaned?
A: They look clean to me, I just did them last week.

Q: Have you heard the good news about Jesus Christ?
A: No and I don't want to.

Q: You have a nice roof, it's perfect for solar panels.
A: You have a nice face, it's perfect for my foot to step on.

Q: Did you vote for Barry in the last election?
A: No.

Q: Did you vote for Romney in the last election?
A: No.

Q: Would you like to sign up for eleventy-billion cable channels?
A: No. No. NO.

I think I need a no soliciting sign...

 

[Mixolydian]

Yes, it is getting ridiculous. My favorite is the "storm damage" insurance scam to get new siding/roof/etc.

 

[Sixguns]

I was met by some random dudes who wanted to clean my floors the other day. They stood there and waited for me to get out of my car to ask me. After I told them no the first time, he started with some story about how he only needed one more sell to get his bonus. Dude, I dont care about you or your bonus now get off my property!

 

[shortylickens]

I just stare at them until they leave.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I was met by some random dudes who wanted to clean my floors the other day. They stood there and waited for me to get out of my car to ask me. After I told them no the first time, he started with some story about how he only needed one more sell to get his bonus. Dude, I dont care about you or your bonus now get off my property!

Probably burglars. I hope you got their plate number, followed them to their meet-up spot, and sodomized them all to death.

 

[Vic Vega]

My wife like this one:

http://atlassignsandplaques.com/nononoplaque.aspx

 

[Kaido]

I think I need a no soliciting sign...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=RxBa5bQfTGc#t=76s

 

[SKORPI0]

 

[Vic Vega]

Oh that's nice. :thumbsup:

 

[Red Squirrel]

I don't seem to get too many of them. I got Jehovah witnesses a few times, I just tell them I'm Christian and I already know all about Jesus Christ and he already did walk the Earth. Next time I'll have to tell them I really have to go, I'm late for my blood donation appointment.

Telemarketers ont he other hand. OMG they are getting annoying, even with the DNCL. Lot of em are exempt for various reasons. I was at work on night shift once. The 611 phone rang. Telemarketer Robocall. hang up. Later on, the network guys' extension rang. I answered, same robocall. Later on our extension rang. Same robocall. Then later on one of our test phones rang. Completely unlisted number. Same robocall. It seemed to be dialing the numbers in some kind of sequence, rather than taking them from a list.