The Smartass Student

[Ausm]

A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam.
"Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for your not being here
tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury
or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but that's it, no other
excuses whatsoever!"

A student guy! in the back of the room raised his hand and asked, "What
would you say if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete and utter
sexual exhaustion?"

The entire class is reduced to laughter and snickering. When
silence is restored, the teacher smiles knowingly at the student, shakes
her head and sweetly says "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam
with your other hand."


😉

 

[Xylitol]

9/10

 

[DaShen]

😉

 

[oddyager]

ownage by the teacher. :thumbsup:

 

[imported_Cameron]

:thumbsup: :laugh:

 

[Powermoloch]

lol f V N N EA 😀

 

[GeekDrew]

0/10

Am I the only one that has heard this joke routinely since... 1995 or so? 😕

 

[monk3y]

Not bad.

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
0/10

Am I the only one that has heard this joke routinely since... 1995 or so? 😕

Could be because I never heard it before 😉

Ausm

 

[bhanson]

:thumbsup:

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
0/10

Am I the only one that has heard this joke routinely since... 1995 or so? 😕

I have

 

[Eeezee]

Read it on bash.org years ago...

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
0/10

Am I the only one that has heard this joke routinely since... 1995 or so? 😕

i think i remeber it in a movie.

 

[scorpmatt]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
0/10

Am I the only one that has heard this joke routinely since... 1995 or so? 😕

I have

same here

still funny though

8/10

 

[ZoomStop]

it is a well worn classic. Never really gets old.

 

[randomlinh]

odd, i don't think i've heard it.. or at least, don't remember it

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
0/10

Am I the only one that has heard this joke routinely since... 1995 or so? 😕

I have

same here

still funny though

8/10

yup

 

[DaWhim]

very old

 

[Brainonska511]

Originally posted by: YOyoYOhowsDAjello

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
0/10

Am I the only one that has heard this joke routinely since... 1995 or so? 😕

I have

I"ve heard it, but it's been a while, so it's still funny.

 

[chuckywang]

Damn, that was depressing cause the teacher could have been talking to me. 🙁

 

[MrChad]

The punchline is only mildly amusing when it's a reply on ATOT.

Used here, it barely made me crack a smile.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
0/10

Am I the only one that has heard this joke routinely since... 1995 or so? 😕

this joke is older than brutuskend 😛

 

[simms]

PWNED!

 

[atybimf]

9/10 Never heard it before.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Fenixgoon

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
0/10

Am I the only one that has heard this joke routinely since... 1995 or so? 😕

this joke is older than brutuskend 😛

It's not that old! 😛