The Slow Winter

KingFatty

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Dec 29, 2010
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John learned about the rumored Intel Septium chip,
a chip whose prototype had been turned on exactly once, and
which had leaked so much voltage that it had transformed
into a young Linda Blair and demanded an exorcism before it
embarked on a series of poor career moves that culminated
in an inevitable spokesperson role for PETA.