The Sister In Law (A stolen Zim Hosein JOKE)...

Zim Hosein

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True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing
bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My
prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low
cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a
pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was
near anyone else.
One day little sister called and asked me to come over to
check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she
couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she
wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my ! life to
her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you
want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and
stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law
was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man
for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car." :D
 

sillymofo

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OMG, didn't you post this story once already? Not to mentioned countless other times by many others.
 

CaseTragedy

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Originally posted by: AgaBooga
Never fear! Booga liked it! :beer:
hell--i posted it awhile back and i STILL like it. reading about the sister sends nice shivers downstairs.


-Case
 

SWScorch

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man, I *just* posted that last week...! Don't worry, I couldn't find it in a search either (would be easier with full-text searches)
 

sillymofo

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Originally posted by: zaku
Originally posted by: XZeroII
Originally posted by: zaku this tard claimed it to be his true story...haha
The Sister In Law (A stolen Zim Hosein JOKE)...
True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,...
My best impression of something just flew passed some one's head, supersonic:

WHOOOOOOOOOSSSSSHHHHHHHHH>................................... :p