Hey all,
Well, I'm pissed now. Just watching Conan, and Bill SHATner is on there. Well, he started telling a little story about something that recently "happened to him." --Except it is an old joke, and it did NOT happen to him. As a matter of fact, just a couple of weeks ago, Lou Diamond Phillips or John Leguizamo or somebody [edit: It was Marc Anthony. Thanks cruisin1] was on Leno telling the EXACT SAME STORY, and acting like it happened to HIM recently!
For those of you who don't know, it's the rabbit joke....I found my dog shaking the neighbor's rabbit to death. I took the rabbit, cleaned it up, blew it dry, fluffed it up, put it back in the hutch next door. Neighbor came home, I heard a shout, asked what happened, and the neighbor told me that the rabbit had died a week ago, and now it's all clean again and back in its cage.
Heard it? ME TOO. Twice this month! --And no telling HOW MANY TIMES before that! So what's with these losers? Do they really not have anything better going on in their celebrity lives than to have to fill time on talk shows ACTING LIKE this old-ass joke is a story from their lives? Geez! And you'd think that they'd know it's an old joke and people will know they are lying.
Lordy lordy. Next thing you know, we'll have Jim Carrey on telling us about how he caught his chickens crossing the road the other day, only to find out that their only motive was to get to the other side.
Ricky
DesignDawg
Well, I'm pissed now. Just watching Conan, and Bill SHATner is on there. Well, he started telling a little story about something that recently "happened to him." --Except it is an old joke, and it did NOT happen to him. As a matter of fact, just a couple of weeks ago, Lou Diamond Phillips or John Leguizamo or somebody [edit: It was Marc Anthony. Thanks cruisin1] was on Leno telling the EXACT SAME STORY, and acting like it happened to HIM recently!
For those of you who don't know, it's the rabbit joke....I found my dog shaking the neighbor's rabbit to death. I took the rabbit, cleaned it up, blew it dry, fluffed it up, put it back in the hutch next door. Neighbor came home, I heard a shout, asked what happened, and the neighbor told me that the rabbit had died a week ago, and now it's all clean again and back in its cage.
Heard it? ME TOO. Twice this month! --And no telling HOW MANY TIMES before that! So what's with these losers? Do they really not have anything better going on in their celebrity lives than to have to fill time on talk shows ACTING LIKE this old-ass joke is a story from their lives? Geez! And you'd think that they'd know it's an old joke and people will know they are lying.
Lordy lordy. Next thing you know, we'll have Jim Carrey on telling us about how he caught his chickens crossing the road the other day, only to find out that their only motive was to get to the other side.
Ricky
DesignDawg
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