The seeing eye of Redmond

Fatt

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"Recently one of my friends, a computer wizard, paid me a visit. As we were talking I mentioned that I had recently installed Windows on my PC, I told him how happy I was with this operating system and showed him the Windows CD. Too my astonishment and distress he threw it into my micro-wave oven and turned it on. I was upset because the CD had become precious to me, but he said: 'Do not worry, it is unharmed.'

After a few minutes he took the CD out, gave it to me and said: 'Take a close look at it.'

To my surprise the CD was quite cold and it seemed to have become thicker and heavier than before. At first I could not see anything, but on the inner edge of the central hole I saw a inscription, in lines finer than anything I have ever seen before. The inscription shone piercingly bright, and yet remote, as if out of a great depth:"


4F6E65204F5320746F2072756C65207468656D20616C6C2C204F6E65204F5320746F
2066696E64207468656D2C0D0A4F6E65204F5320746F206272696E67207468656D20
616C6C20616E6420696E20746865206461726B6E6573732062696E64207468656D



"I cannot read the fiery letters," I said in a quavering voice.

" 'No,' he said, 'but I can. The letters are Hex, of an ancient mode, but the language is that of Microsoft, which I shall not utter here. But this in the Common Tongue is how it reads:

"One OS to rule them all, one OS to find them.
'One OS to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.
" --author unknown

 

ChefJoe

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That sounds cool, I'm going to throw my XP cd in the microwave and try to decode the hex.
 

tk149

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When you make your journey to Redmond to cast your CD back into the bowels of fiery doom from whence it was forged, can I be one of the nine? I've got a pointy stick and a bad attitude.

 

WinkOsmosis

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Originally posted by: tk149
When you make your journey to Redmond to cast your CD back into the bowels of fiery doom from whence it was forged, can I be one of the nine? I've got a pointy stick and a bad attitude.
Count me in too. I am a liberal arts major so I have no marketable skills, but I have a sword.