So it was my good friends 21st B-day on friday (jason), and OMG did we have fun!
We had been planning a trip into the city for months. My friends older brother lives there, and wanted to show us a good time. Friday rolls around. Im amped.
So it starts out with me, Jason, and his girl friend driving to San Fran. Its uneventfull and we get to Mission St. withouth any trouble. We walk into CHA CHA CHAS meet my friend fam and his brother, and i right off the bat start ordering drinks. IPA is a mans best friend.
Dinner was great, we orderd everything on the appitizers menu and i keept drinking. I recomend this spot for anyone, the food is awsome. Anyways we end dinner and i give a buddy of mine a call, turns out him and his girlfriend are in town too, and want to kick it (read on) latter. I say im down and hang up, and me my friend and his brother head to a bar (my friends girl is not 21).
We started the night a butter, and there is only one thing i can say about the place, white trash. Logans run and the empire strikes back are being projected onto one side of the place, on the other side is a half a trailer. They serve deep fried twinkies, and all sorts of crappy food from this trailer, and the specialty drink is a shot gun wedding (a shot of jack and a 24oz bud). This place sucks. Not to many people, not nearly enough women, it sucks.
I order a shotgun wedding and give the shot of jack (which i got bumped up to a tripple) to my buddy. Yatta yatta yatta, i get a few more drinks and its time to go. The next on the list is a place called.... well i cant remember but its in the marina district, This place is banging. At this point i have maybe 5-6 drinks in me and am doing ok. We sit around, drink more, meet up with some other friends of mine (trey and linzy), and drink some more.
Now let me explain that when i get drunk, my pimp game goes on overload, i become a G. So i start hitting on some chicks. The first line i use is from a tucker max story, "Wow, there are so many people here, i thought it was just going to be you and me". She laughs, and im feeling like a pimp. Yatta yatta yatta, i get stupid drunk, and my friend calls me.
"where the fvck are you guys, im up here at the hussler club, meet me now."
Ive never been to a stip joint, and i wanted to see some tits, so im amped. My firend says he down, and our other friend and his girlfriend are down, i get a cab. The cabby was great. On the ride over he used the words mother fvcker so many times i lost count. Everyone was a mother fvcker. "look at thIs mother fvcker, not using his blinker, mother fvcker", and "i have to watch because mother fvcking bikers come out of no where". I dont think i captured this guy but the whole cab way dieing on the way over.
At this point its just my, my friend, and coupple that was with us. My friends brother, being much more pimp like then men, had 5 girls around him when we left, 4 of us arive at the club. Let me say that i walked in to find myself in heaven. Big tittied girls small tittied girls. Whatever you want. I go strait to the bar and order drinks.
At the bar theres this hot blond and shes doing her job, shes all over me making me feel cool. Im having fun already. Me and the blond chat it up, she offers me a lap dance, i say latter and walk off to find my friend and his girl that invited me(Dom and Andria) to the club. Front row seats, are great. Within 5 min i had this hot black chick shaking her ass 5 inches from my face. Agian, I could die happy right now.
We all pitch in for a lap dance for the birthdayboy, and i get one too (hot asian, tits in my face. She let me rub her down because, hey, ima g). So after 3 spilled drinks, and 4 that remained in the cups, we leave. Problem is, now im horrny, and i need some ass. So i did the only thing that came to me and called up Dom's old girl friend, lauren. She says shes at a party, and she says she misses me and wants to see me. I tell her, if she shows me her tits (massive, i love them), ill be there in a hour. She agrees.
We have an eventfull ride into danville, where i live, and i get to the party. I walk in, see Lauren, and try to make out with her. No go. I guess she was joking, and was there with some guy. Fvck. One down, i turn to the other girls there, start making small talk.
To make a even longer story short, i got no ass that night. I ended up sleeping (for 45 min) next to lauren as she hooked up with her guy, and needless to say, i was pissed. Anyways i get a ride home, nights over.
I wake up to a phone call from dom, he tells me i was talking to his girlfriend about my penis for over an hour. He tells me that, even though it was my first time, i fit right in with the sleezbags. Slipping dollars into g-strings like a pro. He tells me i was talking to his girl about masterbation, and how i was too drunk to get aroused, for another 30 min. Great, i can only imagin the ride home.
I talked to jason latter, and he told me i had been hitting on trey's girlfriend the whole ride home. This makes me fel bad because he was the D-D.
Anyways id like to end by saying that that story was neither funny or interesting, But if your a female and in the bay area, PM me. Im up for anything.
Long stroy i know.
We had been planning a trip into the city for months. My friends older brother lives there, and wanted to show us a good time. Friday rolls around. Im amped.
So it starts out with me, Jason, and his girl friend driving to San Fran. Its uneventfull and we get to Mission St. withouth any trouble. We walk into CHA CHA CHAS meet my friend fam and his brother, and i right off the bat start ordering drinks. IPA is a mans best friend.
Dinner was great, we orderd everything on the appitizers menu and i keept drinking. I recomend this spot for anyone, the food is awsome. Anyways we end dinner and i give a buddy of mine a call, turns out him and his girlfriend are in town too, and want to kick it (read on) latter. I say im down and hang up, and me my friend and his brother head to a bar (my friends girl is not 21).
We started the night a butter, and there is only one thing i can say about the place, white trash. Logans run and the empire strikes back are being projected onto one side of the place, on the other side is a half a trailer. They serve deep fried twinkies, and all sorts of crappy food from this trailer, and the specialty drink is a shot gun wedding (a shot of jack and a 24oz bud). This place sucks. Not to many people, not nearly enough women, it sucks.
I order a shotgun wedding and give the shot of jack (which i got bumped up to a tripple) to my buddy. Yatta yatta yatta, i get a few more drinks and its time to go. The next on the list is a place called.... well i cant remember but its in the marina district, This place is banging. At this point i have maybe 5-6 drinks in me and am doing ok. We sit around, drink more, meet up with some other friends of mine (trey and linzy), and drink some more.
Now let me explain that when i get drunk, my pimp game goes on overload, i become a G. So i start hitting on some chicks. The first line i use is from a tucker max story, "Wow, there are so many people here, i thought it was just going to be you and me". She laughs, and im feeling like a pimp. Yatta yatta yatta, i get stupid drunk, and my friend calls me.
"where the fvck are you guys, im up here at the hussler club, meet me now."
Ive never been to a stip joint, and i wanted to see some tits, so im amped. My firend says he down, and our other friend and his girlfriend are down, i get a cab. The cabby was great. On the ride over he used the words mother fvcker so many times i lost count. Everyone was a mother fvcker. "look at thIs mother fvcker, not using his blinker, mother fvcker", and "i have to watch because mother fvcking bikers come out of no where". I dont think i captured this guy but the whole cab way dieing on the way over.
At this point its just my, my friend, and coupple that was with us. My friends brother, being much more pimp like then men, had 5 girls around him when we left, 4 of us arive at the club. Let me say that i walked in to find myself in heaven. Big tittied girls small tittied girls. Whatever you want. I go strait to the bar and order drinks.
At the bar theres this hot blond and shes doing her job, shes all over me making me feel cool. Im having fun already. Me and the blond chat it up, she offers me a lap dance, i say latter and walk off to find my friend and his girl that invited me(Dom and Andria) to the club. Front row seats, are great. Within 5 min i had this hot black chick shaking her ass 5 inches from my face. Agian, I could die happy right now.
We all pitch in for a lap dance for the birthdayboy, and i get one too (hot asian, tits in my face. She let me rub her down because, hey, ima g). So after 3 spilled drinks, and 4 that remained in the cups, we leave. Problem is, now im horrny, and i need some ass. So i did the only thing that came to me and called up Dom's old girl friend, lauren. She says shes at a party, and she says she misses me and wants to see me. I tell her, if she shows me her tits (massive, i love them), ill be there in a hour. She agrees.
We have an eventfull ride into danville, where i live, and i get to the party. I walk in, see Lauren, and try to make out with her. No go. I guess she was joking, and was there with some guy. Fvck. One down, i turn to the other girls there, start making small talk.
To make a even longer story short, i got no ass that night. I ended up sleeping (for 45 min) next to lauren as she hooked up with her guy, and needless to say, i was pissed. Anyways i get a ride home, nights over.
I wake up to a phone call from dom, he tells me i was talking to his girlfriend about my penis for over an hour. He tells me that, even though it was my first time, i fit right in with the sleezbags. Slipping dollars into g-strings like a pro. He tells me i was talking to his girl about masterbation, and how i was too drunk to get aroused, for another 30 min. Great, i can only imagin the ride home.
I talked to jason latter, and he told me i had been hitting on trey's girlfriend the whole ride home. This makes me fel bad because he was the D-D.
Anyways id like to end by saying that that story was neither funny or interesting, But if your a female and in the bay area, PM me. Im up for anything.
Long stroy i know.
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