The saddest ads on Craigslist

[Blackjack200]

The guys offering free housing to women for sex.

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/roo/4670547259.html

Does this shit work? I have to imagine that if I was a woman I'd rather live in a shelter than with some dude that will feel entitled to poke me.

 

[momeNt]

The saddest add I have ever seen was a guy arguing with another guy over the total after the tip.

Total before tip was 35.49

Tip was 6.61

Person A was saying it was 42.00 even.... rofl at that add.

Person B was like wrong! It's 43.10, you have to carry the 10 cents! very sad add.

This thread has me boiling with rage. I broke multiple keys typing this. lrn2spelt.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

I saw this one the other day lol.

http://baltimore.craigslist.org/tlg/4684318954.html

Hello there

So I actually really like tickling. I am offering females aged between eighteen and Thirty Five to let me tickle her for sixty minutes in exchange for a payment of Two Hundred dollars.

Nothing about this will be sexual. There will be no inappropriate touching and no nudity just tickling.

Tickling will be done mostly on her feet; but maybe a little on the stomach and underarms. My place or yours at your convienience. The only requirement is that you must be significantly ticklish; at least on your feet.

I also require you to be White or Asian.

If interested; respond with the following:

1. A pic of you

2. A pic showing the bottoms of your feet (1 and 2 may be separate or combined into the same pic at your convenience.)

3. Your age

4. And lastly since I may get a number of responses; whether you'd also be interested in the fun of tickling the feet of another girl.

Look forward to it

 

[Blackjack200]

The saddest add I have ever seen was a guy arguing with another guy over the total after the tip.

Total before tip was 35.49

Tip was 6.61

Person A was saying it was 42.00 even.... rofl at that add.

Person B was like wrong! It's 43.10, you have to carry the 10 cents! very sad add.

This thread has me boiling with rage. I broke multiple keys typing this. lrn2spelt.

Who would want to wear an on fire suit??!!

 

[Theb]

 

[MongGrel]

:hmm:

:awe:

 

[Childs]

The guys offering free housing to women for sex.

http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/roo/4670547259.html

Does this shit work? I have to imagine that if I was a woman I'd rather live in a shelter than with some dude that will feel entitled to poke me.

They should have a Catch a Predator style show to investigate shady Craigslist ads. I would actually watch that show.

 

[spaceman]

flagged

 

[pete6032]

Repost.

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2381696&highlight=craigslist

 

[Blackjack200]

ROFL, I have no memory of posting in that thread.

 

[T9D]

ROFL, I have no memory of posting in that thread.

Yeah I'm seeing that you have a weird obsession with this. And don't even remember? Disassociative Identity disorder? Maybe those are even your ads :awe:

 

[Triumph]

i'm sure a lot of them are joke ads, but the funniest i ever saw was a guy who wanted you to come over and stomp on his model train set with him like godzilla, followed by a mutual J.O. session (but no touching, he's not gay), also please help yourself to the imitation crab meat in the fridge, it's perfectly good he just has too much!

totally fake but still hilarious.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

On the Hong Kong Craigslist I saw an article from a woman offer sex to any man that would listen to her talk about purses and clothing, or something along those lines. Something like 30 minutes of conversation a day. She even claimed to have a pre-written list of discussion points and that it wasn't important that the man be genuinely interested, just that he show some level of interest and that he occasionally ask her questions. It was probably a troll post, but still, lol.

 

[Brainonska511]

Doesn't sound much different from this:

http://www.theatlantic.com/educatio...ddies-are-financing-college-education/379533/

How Sugar Daddies Are Financing College Educatio

The popular website Seeking Arrangement sets up "mutually beneficial relationships" between wealthy older men and young female students. What the site doesn’t talk about is sex.