The sad state of Masturbation

[HumblePie]

Masturbation seems to be on decline with preliminary findings from the last Censest report. Although numbers are thought to be around 95% of the population, only 1.5% actually reported to rubbing one out. I'm so ashamed at the dismal state of masturbation.

Here's my campaign to bring people out of the closet and confess to this wonderful natural thing. To get it started. For the guys.

and I guess something for the girls.

Wrong forum. -Admin DrPizza

 

[StrangerGuy]

The remaining 98.5 percent are liars.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Masturbation seems to be on decline with preliminary findings from the last Censest report. Although numbers are thought to be around 95% of the population, only 1.5% actually reported to rubbing one out. I'm so ashamed at the dismal state of masturbation.

I think you meant "incest".

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Both females on there are ugly.

 

[DangerAardvark]

Both females on there are ugly.

I dunno, I'd bang the second one is she shaved her belly.

 

[JulesMaximus]

 

[SlitheryDee]

I just rubbed one out for this most excellent of threads.

 

[Sea Moose]

Everyone lies