The Rules of Being a Pigboy

[TLfromAI]

1. Never turn down a free meal.
2. Always eat with the largest spoon available.
3. Always finish everything on you plate.
4. Never ever turn down a free meal.

Just thought I would let everybody know the rules. This is the best way to stay lean and mean.

(Please don't add a rule to this saying "Don't talk about being a pigboy." Just go watch FightClub again instead.)

 

 

[olds]

5. Don't talk about being a pigboy

 

[Kelvrick]

Stay lean and mean?

Having a Pigboy for a friend is a good way of staying lean and mean.

 

[TLfromAI]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
5. Don't talk about being a pigboy

That really should have been the first reply. Somebody messed up somewhere.

 

[olds]

I can't type.